Happy Bithday to Me...

[number_24]

So my birthday's on March 11th. I don't think I want to do anything special though. You hear that, 21?! Get any funny ideas out of your friggin' head! I just want to chillax this year.

Anyway, I'm turning 32. Which totally sucks, because now I'm at the point of my life where I have to start worrying about my age and my future. I mean...am I going

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[herr_doktor_13]

Herr 24, you need not vorry too much about der future. After all, dwelling on that only means you will miss all der fun at present! I do hope you vill have ein marvelous und sound birthday!

Also, it vould be wise to tread lightly on der grounds of civil union. I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, but if you decide to, make sure there aren't any loop-holes that angry relatives could use to shaft either one of you.

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Aw, thanks Dok. If I wanted to have a party or anything, you'd be at the top of the guest list. But hey, we could always go out and celebrate something else...anything other than the fact I'm getting old, really.

Well *if* we did, family would be the least of our concerns. I cut off all ties between me and my family years ago.

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And you should see the way 21's mom spoils him! It's like she feels responsible for him getting kidnapped all those years ago and is trying to make up for it. I doubt she'd object to it.
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...So what about you, stretch? Hows little lady Hitler? ;)

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Danke, Herr 24. I'll tell you this, though; you're still getting ein little something from me. I vas thinking you two could come over vhen I'm done moving in vith meine Freundin und the three of us could just sit around und drink or vhatever.

Vell, I didn't know for sure about your family. I've heard stories, though, of angry relatives denying ein life-partner vhatever der deceased has left in their will. Just something I though you might want to be avare of. ^_^

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Girl Hitler ist doing fine, Herr 24. Let me tell you, though; der little fiend has me moving in vith her to Underland. I think it's coming down to ein compromise between Herr Major and meine Freundin that I'll stay vith her in Underland, but I can still base my vork for der Major there as vell. That vay, I don't have to quit Millenium; I'll just stay as far avay from Major und Schrodinger as possible! ^_^ I'm quite excited!

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[number_24]

Aw...you really don't have to get me anything...but drinking and screwing around sounds good. I don't think you and 21 have been formally introduced yet. So that'd be fun ^^

Yeah, I've heard of stuff like that, but family members are the least of my concerns.

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Wow, you two are living together now? That's great!

And it's good to hear you're breaking away from working for the "man." Gives me some hope XD

...who (or what) is a "scrooge-digger?"

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[herr_doktor_13]

Vell, too late; I've already got it for you! ^_^ I have yet to meet Herr 21, he sounds like ein fun person to hang out vith. *Gott, hear me talk; I sound like I'm twenty again*

I'm glad you don't have to vorry.

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Oh, ja! It's going to be quite nice! I just have to get some equipment und personal items moved in und it'll be done. I bought one of those hide-a-bed things to use so more people vould have ein place to sit. ^x^

Vell, I technically still have to vork for him, but I don't have to be around him anymore. Don't lose hope, though. You have superb potential for anything you set your mind to.

...Schrodinger? He's ein annoying little cat boy I summoned. Look up the Schrodinger Cat Theory (I named him after der scientist you see) und you'll understand it a bit better. All I can really say to explain it is that he ist everyvhere und novhere at the same time. Gott, I hate him...

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[number_24]

You did? Really? Wow...thanks, Dok! ^^

Yeah, he's a great guy...<3

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Aw, you guys are so cute. Just don't get too mushy when we stop by to visit, Casanova. ;)

...you can summon cat boys? There are cat boys for you to summon?

I think you *NEEDED* to get away from work.

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[herr_doktor_13]

You're quite velcome, Herr 24! I only hope it vill be satisfactory.

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I could say der same for you, Romeo. ^_~

Ja, I can summon cat boys...from der bowels of Hell. It takes a long time to prepare for it, but I did it once before for der Fuhrer and it vas ein catgirl that showed up. Fuhrer shot me out of jealousy und...vell...raped the catgirl. I decided not to summon catgirls anymore. ^^;

I know I *NEEDED* to get avay; at least for a little vhile. I'm so glad Girl Hitler vanted me to head der science program in Underland. I can help them get back up on their feet, but der vork isn't as tedious as trying to create artificial vampires.

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[number_24]

I take it you're not going to give me a hint?

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How did you not go bat-shit insane after all of that? You must have nerves of steel or something!

Thank God your girlfriends bringing some normalcy to your life. Otherwise, I'd worry.

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[herr_doktor_13]

Ein hint, eh? Let's see... It's ein autograph; but you're not going to get anything else out of me until you come over. ^_^

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It wasn't my nerves; believe me. You learned pretty quick during der training process that you should assume all activity of your superiors as normal. I just got used to it after a bit.

You're not der only one that'd vorry. I've been pretty close to a couple of meltdowns over the past three years.

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[number_24]

God dammit. I'm going to be obsessing about this all week now!

...is it Hitler's? Kevin Smith's? The Pope's?!

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Dude! Tell me about it. Being a henchmen can suck major balls sometimes.

Out of curiosity, how many times have you almost been killed on the job? I lost count at 84.

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[herr_doktor_13]

I'm not going to tell you! Just vait und see!

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How many times? Let's see...perhaps 45. There have been many times der FREAKS vould be too strong for the restraints. Also, vhen I first learned how to summon those demons, it took quite awhile to learn how to control them. ^^;

Perhaps you should look into something that doesn't involve henching?

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[number_24]

:( <--- this is the face I'm making right now

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Haha! I beat you at the "how many times did you almost die contest!"

...which...isn't to terribly cool, now that I think about it.

I really don't have anywhere else to go, or a wide range of career options to choose from. I could always try college again, but I'm lazy. I'll just stick with this. I'm starting to get good at my job anyway.
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[herr_doktor_13]

Aww! Don't make that face! It vill be vorth it; I promise!

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You certainly did!...beat me...at der contest

...Nein, that isn't all that cool vhen you think about it. Vell, it vas mein trying that counts? I'm sorry, this ist funnier der longer I think about it und yet...very sad at der same time.

Vell, I vill say this; der longer you live, der better ein henchman you become; so I suppose your living through all of those terrible things made you more valuable in der end, right? It's as bright an outlook as it gets, I'm afraid.

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[number_24]

Fine! I'll wait. ;)

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Yeah...let's talk about something else.

Soooo...how's the big move to Miss Hitler's place going?

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[herr_doktor_13]

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Oh, she keeps fussing about having to have everything clean before I start moving der big things in. I keep telling her I'll help her clean, but she von't have it!

I'm pretty excited about der whole thing. For one, I actually get ein bedroom instead of having to sleep in mein lab all der time! Chemicals do _NOT_ induce romance!

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[number_24]

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Well, you know how girls are. ;)

And that's good. Now I guess I don't have to worry about you getting the Big C.

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