OK Ya'll
Lasdt night was the virst time I had gone out since NYE. like honestly i think i had been in my PJs for days.
But it was Thursday. the last thursday of my winter vacation. to honor this occasion, I decided to do something that I had been wanting to do for what seemns like ever.
TIGERHEAT!!
Tigerheat is THE gay club. Everyone goes there. So I called up Evelyn, and Danee and Billy came along too. (Danee is a girl and Billy is her BF, btw)
The line was long and the wind was blowin and it's LA but damn it was cold! I run into Larry and Greg and some friends of theirs. Haha security took a shitload of pills from this one girl. dumb bitch. We're waiting in line for like 30 minutes and finally we're in. (btw I was dressed so cutely.) This club was bumpinnnnn. It's a gay club that's 18+ but they don't card. anyway it is mostly gay guys but there's plenty of girls too.
Evelyn doesn't really like to dance and she can't really in heels, but immediately I go out and dance with Larry and his friends. I mean, shit, I am in the club so I'm going to break it down as well as I can as a white person. Barely anybody can dance anyway, so it's all good.
Soon enough I spot GOD. aka a being called Kyle Mocket aka one of THE gays of los angeles. Honestly he is beautiful. I'd hit. And he's friends with Linda too! conversation starter.
Larry and his crew leave and so I get Evelyn to come out and dance and I'm expecting her to be like, moving her shoulders snapping her fingers whatever, but she gets on the floor and she puts the fucking WORK IN IT! Danee and Billy have been dancing for a while too.
GUYS THE GO GO DANCERS THERE ARE TOO MUCH. First of all there is one named Adrenaline who is a dragqueen but she for real needs to go down to the ghetto and get her weave checked and stop going to a damn sally beauty supply because that shit is nappy and gross. And there was this one dancer... oh my god. this asian one. she is on her knees on the floor right, with one guy behind her like... lying back, gridning and another dude has his face in her crotch. I took pictures on my phone. Honestly that is a good job, not gon lie.
So we're dancing and I spot this dude. He is HELLA SKINNY (like "are you on cocaine?" skinny but he is BEAUTIFUL. So I'm looking at him and he's walking with his friend to some destination behind me and he says "I know you!" and I don't know what to say cause I don't think I know him, so I was like "really! from where!" and he said something I couldn't hear and kept on walking with his friend/his friend MADE him keep on walking! gays are cockblockers. I wanted to get the digits. We kept our eye out for him but we didn't see him again.
Evelyn and I are dancing and suddenly this kid comes up to us and asks Evelyn to dance. so they grind with her in front of him. and then i dance some more and look back and they're grinding face to face. and then i dance some more and they're grinding and her hands are on his abs. me and danee are looking at eachother and i'm making a shh expression cause her boyfriend is the jealous type. thank god the song ended soon after that.
On our way out we run into kyle mocket. we go up to him and ask him "hey aren't you friends with linda" and he's like "ya hay" and sp we talk and then he's touching my scarf and he's like "is this vivienne westwood?" and i'm like oshi "yeah I got it in london" "when were you in london" "like two years ago or so?" and we say some stuff after that and there's a short pause in the convo and evelyn's like "well we'll see you later"
BITCH YOU TRYIN TO RUIN MY GAME?
i'm going to get it. just watch
But it was Thursday. the last thursday of my winter vacation. to honor this occasion, I decided to do something that I had been wanting to do for what seemns like ever.
TIGERHEAT!!
Tigerheat is THE gay club. Everyone goes there. So I called up Evelyn, and Danee and Billy came along too. (Danee is a girl and Billy is her BF, btw)
The line was long and the wind was blowin and it's LA but damn it was cold! I run into Larry and Greg and some friends of theirs. Haha security took a shitload of pills from this one girl. dumb bitch. We're waiting in line for like 30 minutes and finally we're in. (btw I was dressed so cutely.) This club was bumpinnnnn. It's a gay club that's 18+ but they don't card. anyway it is mostly gay guys but there's plenty of girls too.
Evelyn doesn't really like to dance and she can't really in heels, but immediately I go out and dance with Larry and his friends. I mean, shit, I am in the club so I'm going to break it down as well as I can as a white person. Barely anybody can dance anyway, so it's all good.
Soon enough I spot GOD. aka a being called Kyle Mocket aka one of THE gays of los angeles. Honestly he is beautiful. I'd hit. And he's friends with Linda too! conversation starter.
Larry and his crew leave and so I get Evelyn to come out and dance and I'm expecting her to be like, moving her shoulders snapping her fingers whatever, but she gets on the floor and she puts the fucking WORK IN IT! Danee and Billy have been dancing for a while too.
GUYS THE GO GO DANCERS THERE ARE TOO MUCH. First of all there is one named Adrenaline who is a dragqueen but she for real needs to go down to the ghetto and get her weave checked and stop going to a damn sally beauty supply because that shit is nappy and gross. And there was this one dancer... oh my god. this asian one. she is on her knees on the floor right, with one guy behind her like... lying back, gridning and another dude has his face in her crotch. I took pictures on my phone. Honestly that is a good job, not gon lie.
So we're dancing and I spot this dude. He is HELLA SKINNY (like "are you on cocaine?" skinny but he is BEAUTIFUL. So I'm looking at him and he's walking with his friend to some destination behind me and he says "I know you!" and I don't know what to say cause I don't think I know him, so I was like "really! from where!" and he said something I couldn't hear and kept on walking with his friend/his friend MADE him keep on walking! gays are cockblockers. I wanted to get the digits. We kept our eye out for him but we didn't see him again.
Evelyn and I are dancing and suddenly this kid comes up to us and asks Evelyn to dance. so they grind with her in front of him. and then i dance some more and look back and they're grinding face to face. and then i dance some more and they're grinding and her hands are on his abs. me and danee are looking at eachother and i'm making a shh expression cause her boyfriend is the jealous type. thank god the song ended soon after that.
On our way out we run into kyle mocket. we go up to him and ask him "hey aren't you friends with linda" and he's like "ya hay" and sp we talk and then he's touching my scarf and he's like "is this vivienne westwood?" and i'm like oshi "yeah I got it in london" "when were you in london" "like two years ago or so?" and we say some stuff after that and there's a short pause in the convo and evelyn's like "well we'll see you later"
BITCH YOU TRYIN TO RUIN MY GAME?
i'm going to get it. just watch