006: Punishment
*inhales and exhales deeply, clearly annoyed*
Okay, let's just say I've had it with a certain someone. He just doesn't seem to understand that he's nothing but an immature little...thing, and needs to learn to stop taking everything so nonchalantly, and begin to do something productive without me having to threaten him.
Irvine, by continuing with this behavior, you're only digging your own grave.
And quite frankly, I can care less if you like me or not. But, I am captain on this damned ship and you will respect that!
I don't care if you hate me; I don't care if you utterly despise me...I will not have you disrespecting me on this ship.
Why is it that I haven't had any major problems with anyone but you? Even the twins are behaving more appropriately!
If you wonder why I seem to 'pick on you', it is because you were maybe, when we started, not one that I thought I would have extreme problems with. Yes, I knew I would have to deal with your laziness, and so-called "lady killing", but I didn't think that I would be angered to the point I am at right now. Remember, this whole ordeal began with your over-active imagination, and your strange attempts to pry into my personal life (which is still none of your business). I just responded in kind. You were the one who overreacted, not me.
Therefore, since apparently my other methods of punishment haven't worked to my liking, I've decided to turn it up a notch.
Thus, not only are you staying on night-watch duty, I'm also giving you the chore of cleaning up the restrooms.
And that's not the part you should be afraid of.
Whenever I feel like it (you will not be warned as to when) you are going to be thrown overboard, and you are going to swim alongside the ship until I say otherwise. Also, if I really feel like being creative, I'm going to shoot at you with a shotgun while you swim. You will not only have to keep up with the ship, but also dodge the bullets. Extreme?
...perhaps.
But it seems nothing below that line has worked thus far.
Though, I will give you some time to attempt to...redeem yourself in my eyes. If you do well, then I will scratch that last part of your punishment. If not, then you best be prepared for it.
So, do not say I wasn't at least somewhat generous to you.
Remember, I'm only giving you a little bit of time.
You best get started.
Okay, let's just say I've had it with a certain someone. He just doesn't seem to understand that he's nothing but an immature little...thing, and needs to learn to stop taking everything so nonchalantly, and begin to do something productive without me having to threaten him.
Irvine, by continuing with this behavior, you're only digging your own grave.
And quite frankly, I can care less if you like me or not. But, I am captain on this damned ship and you will respect that!
I don't care if you hate me; I don't care if you utterly despise me...I will not have you disrespecting me on this ship.
Why is it that I haven't had any major problems with anyone but you? Even the twins are behaving more appropriately!
If you wonder why I seem to 'pick on you', it is because you were maybe, when we started, not one that I thought I would have extreme problems with. Yes, I knew I would have to deal with your laziness, and so-called "lady killing", but I didn't think that I would be angered to the point I am at right now. Remember, this whole ordeal began with your over-active imagination, and your strange attempts to pry into my personal life (which is still none of your business). I just responded in kind. You were the one who overreacted, not me.
Therefore, since apparently my other methods of punishment haven't worked to my liking, I've decided to turn it up a notch.
Thus, not only are you staying on night-watch duty, I'm also giving you the chore of cleaning up the restrooms.
And that's not the part you should be afraid of.
Whenever I feel like it (you will not be warned as to when) you are going to be thrown overboard, and you are going to swim alongside the ship until I say otherwise. Also, if I really feel like being creative, I'm going to shoot at you with a shotgun while you swim. You will not only have to keep up with the ship, but also dodge the bullets. Extreme?
...perhaps.
But it seems nothing below that line has worked thus far.
Though, I will give you some time to attempt to...redeem yourself in my eyes. If you do well, then I will scratch that last part of your punishment. If not, then you best be prepared for it.
So, do not say I wasn't at least somewhat generous to you.
Remember, I'm only giving you a little bit of time.
You best get started.