(( Girls' 4 IC non-AU post, open to everyone! ))

[number1idol]

. . . Chizuru.

Honey.

What's the "Hot Chicks Room" and how did it get into our cabin?

(( yes this is in Girls' 4 BUT ANYONE IS FREE TO DROP BY just hitch a ride in a closet! 8D ))

Comments

[constant_craver]

. . . The name sounds pretty self-explanatory and it's not my fault!

[number1idol]

It's a Hot Chicks Room! Of course it's your fault!

[constant_craver]

That's--that's stereotyping, or something! You have no proof!

[number1idol]

It's forming a hypothesis.

[constant_craver]

Your hypothesis fails! So not my fault. How would I even make something like that?

[number1idol]

You tell me! All right, all right, it probably wasn't anything you did. But it might be somehow related to your presence. It's a manifestation of something inside you.

[constant_craver]

So my thoughts can warp reality now? If this is the case, why aren't we allowed to have sex yet?

[number1idol]

Keep trying. Should we try going in?

[constant_craver]

You know I will. And sure! I mean, if we've got the thing, we might as well get a little use out of it, right?

[number1idol]

It could be a trap, you know.

[constant_craver]

You're right! All the more reason for us to go in and make sure!

[number1idol]

It could trap us!

[constant_craver]

Okay, okay, how about we just open the door and look in, then? That should probably be safe!

[number1idol]

. . . Fine.

[constant_craver]

*OPENS DOOR and peeks in*

. . . Huh.

[number1idol]

What? [peeking!]