Nov 19, 2010 04:19
I shall clasp my hands together and bow to the corners of the 'Net.
A couple of witticisms from James P. Connolly, off the disc "The Master Plan". The first is from track 10, "The Dating of Women", and the second is from track 16, "Wrong Side of the Law".
"Yeah, I don't know what the woman of my dreams looks like, d'Artagnan, I don't know who she is or whether she's lurking here tonight, but I know this: I hope the woman of my dreams is bilingual. Aw, just the idea of that second tongue drives me wild!"
"As a matter of fact, as far as I'm concerned, I think buying a gun is like having sex. Well, in both cases there's usually a mandatory waiting period to get it, and a lot of times you just end up shooting yourself."
I shall clasp my hands together and bow to the corners of the 'Net.