Why I Shouldn't Get Drunk and Why I Should
Why I Shouldn't Get Drunk
1- Because I take it upon myself to stretch my tongue to a 10 gauge... from a 16 gauge... yea... it didn't hurt at the time but now it's fucking killing me.
2- Because I let random people buy me lap dances from random girls who then proceed to... haha well you know.
3- Because it makes me pee... a lot!
4- Because all drunkeness ends with a shameful hangover
Why I Should Get Drunk
1- I make friends
2- I forget my worries
3- I get a job... at Spencer's!
4- What else do I have to do?
1- Because I take it upon myself to stretch my tongue to a 10 gauge... from a 16 gauge... yea... it didn't hurt at the time but now it's fucking killing me.
2- Because I let random people buy me lap dances from random girls who then proceed to... haha well you know.
3- Because it makes me pee... a lot!
4- Because all drunkeness ends with a shameful hangover
Why I Should Get Drunk
1- I make friends
2- I forget my worries
3- I get a job... at Spencer's!
4- What else do I have to do?