Dudes. That sound you hear? My little heart breaking. The ABC's 7.30 Report's cheif political correspondent and the intellectual love of my life, Michael Brissenden, gave his last report tonight. Apparently he's heading to Washington to be a correspondent from there?
DO NOT WANT.
SRSLY. Am distressed and disturbed. He's BRILLIANT. WASHINGTON, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. GIVE HIM BACK. NOW.
DON'T THINK I AM ABOVE STAMPING MY FOOT ABOUT THIS.
Also, he look terrifying permanently surprised, but I DON'T CARE. HE IS A GOLDEN GOD OF POLITICAL JOURNALISM AND I LOVE HIM. *huffs*