i think i am dead

[numbaby]

woke up at like 2.30am and my body pretty much exploded. sparing y'all the gory details ecept to say a) vomitted on the hour till like 6am, b) my mum totally rocked the maternal thing c) this is, without a doubt, what it must feel like after an exorcism; sore from retching, shakes, jelly legs.

Am wallowing in sorrow now, kthxbai. May crawl to the couch later, but doubtful.