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[numanstan]

[Everyone else has been making long speeches and giving great advice about the hazmat men. Vince could do that too-- he was in Westport, after all, he'd always known this would happen, he should've prepared for it, should've done a lot of things-- but he's always been a man of few words. Simple, monosyllabic words.]

Don't bloody go outside!

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[is_an_island]

Vince, listen to me. And be very calm.

You sound bloody mad.

[numanstan]

Have y'looked outside? I think I've got a right to be!

[is_an_island]

Keep your bloody composure! You'll scare the rest of your family at this rate.

[numanstan]

But-- [sigh] Fine. I'll try not to be as freaked out as I rightly should be.

[is_an_island]

You've been well, haven't you?

Keep yourself out of trouble and keep food and water at hand.

[numanstan]

Well enough.

... Hope I've got enough sweets left...

[is_an_island]

... Stocked in substantial food.

[numanstan]

Like... Chupa Chups?

[is_an_island]

Do you know what vegetables are?

Please tell me you know what vegetables are.

[numanstan]

'Course I know! You'd have to be an idiot not to know!

[is_an_island]

Then do define them for me.

[numanstan]

... Green stuff what's in the ground.

[is_an_island]

I'm not going to care for you if you're going to die from sugar overdose, idiot.

Eat smart.

[numanstan]

I tried that once.

It was borin'.

[is_an_island]

How are your teeth?

[numanstan]

White and massive!