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[numanstan]

[So, on one of the few occasions where Vince isn't either A. staying on England's couch like a loser or B. sleeping in his van like the washed-up hippie he is, Vince decides to make the most important phone call in Mayfield history.]

My birthday's comin' up!

[SO. IMPORTANT.]

It's on the 26th-- same as Mick Jagger! If anybody here, y'know,

Comments

[supertemper]

How the bloody hell do people not know who Mick Jagger is?!

[numanstan]

I know, right! But everybody's either from the past or willfully ignorant of everythin' that's good and beautiful in this world.

[supertemper]

You'd think they'd at least know who fronted one of the greatest bands of all time! Grew up listenin' to them, and I'm not that old.

[numanstan]

So did I, and I'm not old at all! Some people've just got no taste, y'know?

[supertemper]

They're probably aliens. Or American.

[numanstan]

It's not just them, though! Even England doesn't know who he is! Isn't that awful?

[supertemper]

What? England England? As in the country? How can he not know his own flippin' band? That's just bonkers!

[numanstan]

It's 'cause he's from the '50s or somethin'! He hasn't even heard the best Beatles songs yet!

[supertemper]

Not even the Beatles? That's it. Once we find the TARDIS, we're bringing the guy to a Rolling Stones concert and a Beatles concert! It's been on my list of things to do anyway.

[numanstan]

... Can I go on the TARDIS, too?

[supertemper]

Depends. You gonna try to kill, hurt, or enslave me or the Doctor or any other aliens we might find?

[numanstan]

Nope!

... 'less it's, like, a Dalek or somethin'. Then I'd kick its arse!

[supertemper]

Dunno what a Dalek is, but the Doctor's not a fan of violence unless it's really, really, really necessary. Shame, 'cos there are some people who just need a swift boot up the arse.

[numanstan]

Ain't that the truth. He can kick arse if he needs to, though!

[supertemper]

Wouldn't believe it from a skinny streak of nothing like him, huh? He been kicking arse 'round Mayfield, then?

[numanstan]

Nah, y'know, y'just... hear stories, back in London. Of him. Kickin' arse.