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[numanstan]

[And out of the cold, grey darkness of Soviet Mayfield comes the bright, shining light that is Vince's unbending idiocy.

I mean optimism.]

Y'know, the clothes could use some work, and the food's kinda borin', but I'm a nuclear engineer now! Me, a nuclear engineer-- I didn't even finish school! This is brilliant! Communism seems alright by me

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[motheringnation]

...Y..you are a Nuclear Engineer too?

[numanstan]

Yeah. Are y'supposed to invent cold fusion, too?

[motheringnation]

N..mean..Нет.

Am supposed to split an atom.

[numanstan]

Oh, good, I'm gonna need a few of those! We can work together!

[motheringnation]

Ah...alright.

We...have to be careful though. Can be very dangerous...

[numanstan]

Yeah, yeah, superhero zombies, I know, I know.

So, do y'know where to find some atoms?

[motheringnation]

....no radiation poisoning and catastrophic loss of life.

....no. Have seen a plant work but have never run one before.

[numanstan]

Y'know, for somethin' that's apparently everywhere, atoms're really bloody hard to find.

[motheringnation]

They are.

...think you need special equipment to find them.

[numanstan]

Why didn't they give us anythin' then!

[motheringnation]

think they want us to fail

[numanstan]

... I'm startin' to think that, too.

But, hey, let's make the best of it, yeah? I'm Vince Noir. What's your name?

[motheringnation]

Is nice to meet you. I am Ukraine.

[numanstan]

Oh, I've heard of you!

What's borscht made of? England won't tell me.

[motheringnation]

Y...you have?

Borscht? Oh is usually made with beets and other vegetables. Most important ingredient is beet though. My people eat it a great deal.

...why is Mr. England talking about borsht?

[numanstan]

He's gotta make, like, 500 bowls of it or somethin' by tomorrow.

... Don't know who in their right mind would tell England to cook somethin, though...