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[numanstan]

[Vince is speaking very, very quietly-- he really doesn't want to wake Yumeko up.] Does anybody know how to, um, fix a broken window? Or, y'know... turn on a hoover? I'm in so much trouble...

[Filtered to England]

Y'sober yet?

Comments

[bornwithskison]

There should be a little switch on the top of it that says 'on' and 'off'... And you're going to have to replace the window.

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[numanstan]

Oh, really? Doesn't sound too hard, then... on, on, on... There it is! Thanks mate! So, how do y'go 'bout replacin'--

[numanstan]

OH GOD IT'S GOT MY HAIR

[bornwithskison]

The vacuum?

[numanstan]

No, the phone-- 'COURSE THE VACUUM!... Alright, I reckon you're supposed to hold it away... owowowow! This thing's evil!

[bornwithskison]

Unless you want to suck your hair up, of course. Stop turning it towards your face, stupid-- You don't clean much, do you?

[numanstan]

Never done it before. But, I gotta get all this glass cleaned up before Yumeko wakes up, or she'll probably start hittin' me with the mop again...

[bornwithskison]

What are you going to do about the window?

[numanstan]

... Duct tape?

[bornwithskison]

She'll notice something's wrong... I could help replace it if she ever goes out, though. But You're buying the new window. I already have to replace my TV.

[numanstan]

She's sleepin' like the dead up there-- first time in days, she told me. I'd like to have it done before she wakes up, 'cause she'll be well mad if she finds out!

Dunno where y'even buy windows...

[bornwithskison]

Try the hardware store. They might have something.

[numanstan]

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, mate! I owe y'one!