[Anyone who tries to call the Noir household today will be met by a strange-- but disturbingly familiar, for some-- voice.]
Can I help you, dahlin'?
[Housemates will find
a woman, hardly taller than a plastic fork, answering phones and doing assorted chores around the house. She looks exactly like Vince in dress. Vince himself is in the living room, flipping through a old fashion magazine in boredom. As if this isn't really fucking weird or anything.]