034 ♪ STAGE FOUR YEAH

[numanstan]

I don't really think Their Satanic Majesties Request was a very good album. I mean, it's not terrible, 'cause nothin' Jagger does could ever be that, it's just not their best. Blatant rip-off of Sgt. Pepper.

-- Oh, yeah, and I'm actually 32 years old. 33? Do y'age here? I hope not; I've already done enough of that, thank y'very much.

Comments

[notlikethemovie]

Yeah, you...really can't top the Beatles at what they do.

[numanstan]

Jagger can sing circles 'round Lennon and McCartney any day of the week-- but, yeah, they ballsed that one up.

[notlikethemovie]

Well yeah, but the Rolling Stones and The Beatles are almost two entirely separate things, music-wise. They're legendary bands for completely different reasons.

[numanstan]

That's like sayin' y'can't compare strawberry bootlaces and flyin' saucers just 'cause they're different flavors! As far as lead singers go, Jagger's on top. [he has a shrine to the man he will not quit this argument]

[notlikethemovie]

Hmm, well, I can't really argue the point. I never did listen to the Stones much.

[She will concede with grace! He's obviously the more knowledgeable of the two!]

[numanstan]

That's the most tragic thing I've ever heard.

[notlikethemovie]

Can't say my parents really approved of their lyrics.

[numanstan]

Bein' a parent doesn't automatically mean y'know everythin'. Sometimes parents leave their babies in the forests of India to die. Sometimes they don't let y'listen to great music. They're useless.

[notlikethemovie]

I'll make a point to listen to more of their stuff when I get home, then. I don't think we'll have much of a chance to do that here.

[numanstan]

Oh, I've already got all my music back! I listen to it all the time; nothin' reminds me of home more than that!

[notlikethemovie]

Seriously? What'd you have to do to get it all?

[numanstan]

Nothin'. They just sorta give y'stuff after a while.

... Well, they usually give y'the stuff after crazy stuff happens and everybody dies, so I reckon I must've done somethin'.

[notlikethemovie]

That's kinda cool.

...Eeeexcept for the dying part. This place sounds crazier the more people tell me.

[numanstan]

Everyone says y'get used to it, but y'never do.

[notlikethemovie]

How could anyone ever get used to stuff like that?

[numanstan]

Well, eventually, you'll start goin' completely mad. When y'start seein' suicide as the answer to 'bout every problem, that's when it starts. [said. too cheerily.]