Lela has answers for everything
On Sunday Lela, two of her roommates, and I went to the Monterey Aquarium to see what the jellies and the fishies were up to. We got to touch a bunch of little sea things, and not just the starfish and shells and things, no. We got to touch sting rays and sharks! The sharks were little tiny ones, but it was really cool. There was an old man standing next to the sign that said, "Do not grab or poke animals" that decided to start pulling one of the little sharks around by its tail. "Haha," he said, "I just traumatized it!" It made Lela and I want to follow him around and bump into him all day and spit on his neck. Some people can be so rude, it just makes me want to gouge their eyes out!
Yesterday as I was brushing my teeth, I realized that my toothpaste didn't just taste like mint. "Lela, does my toothpaste taste like bubblegum?"
"Yeah, it's really weird."
"What sort of twenty-four year old has toothpaste that tastes like bubble gum?"
"The sort of twenty-four year old that gets his toothpaste from his mother."
"Haha! Yeah..."