GODDAMN

Jan 23, 2006 15:30

I keep opening my CJ book and falling asleep whilst reading it. I realize I have 90 pages to get through and immediately become tired. I'm almost finished with my econ reading but sweet Jesus, they give around 20 examples for every term. GFFFFFFFFFFFF ( Read more... )

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erzfeind January 23 2006, 20:39:23 UTC
If you think that's bad, you should meet my friend's roommate. My friend shares his computer with him, and he's found a number of rather "interesting" things in his history and under his bookmarks. Like your date, he's also into the hentai. In particular, what I can only find the words to describe as "tentacle porn." Basically, cartoon girls in little Japanese schoolgirl uniforms being violated by these gigantic, biomechanical tentacle-like things. And that's not even the worst of it. My friend has also found several instances cartoon incest porn, and even cartoon porn involving the characters from "King of the Hill" and "The Simpsons." As if that's not the coup de grâce, perhaps the worst thing he found was the gay cartoon porn, or "yaoi" as I believe the degenerates call it.

I personally think this infatuation that certain people develop for these cartoons is all a matter of low self-esteem. Take my friend's roommate for example: he's your typical fat pimple-faced nerd with no life and no friends, other than his computer and his PS2. No self-respecting female would pay the child so much as a glance (unless it's one of disgust), so he obviously has to transfer his sexual energies into a medium that won't gag at the thought of satisfying his needs. And since he lives through his computer, that something is cartoons. I don't know this guy you went to the mall with, but I'm willing to bet he's probably another nerd with self-esteem issues. I'm no psychologist, but am I right or wrong?

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nukinghorror January 23 2006, 22:29:34 UTC
You are more than correct.

Yeah, I just personally don't like getting in relationships period. To me, they're pretty much pointless and a barrier to freedom. But that's just me. If other people want to get into deep shit like that, it's their funeral. So this was something different for me. Some turd asked me out to dinner, I declined, then he asked me to the mall and I just decided to go ahead. Heck, I need a friend or two. It was a complete failure. Now I'm definitely a hypocrite to call him a nerd, but yes he was and certainly had low self esteem issues. He seemed disappointed I wasn't the stereotypical dressed-like-a-whore, tiny bopper, gaping pooned slut many girls are.

As for cartoon porn. Simpsons and Family Guy? I think pop just spat out of my nose when you said that. Yeah, this kid liked tentacle porn. We went to the video store and he kept pulling out these hentai tapes asking if I'd seen them. Deerrr PROBABLY NOT. I'll admit, I definitely had my anime phase, and I've got nothing against people who watch it, I still flip it on every once in awhile, but seriously, there's a life outside the Japanese cartoon world.

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