Martyrial bleeding
I'm reasonably sure the word 'Martyr' is arabic for 'bad at fighting'.
You can't just take all the people who suck at warfare, and give them consolation prizes in heaven, and say you're winning, because of that.
Who falls for this crap?
Like Patton said "Don't die for your country, make the other sonofabitch die for his."
I just don't see why they keep doing it.
What good does blowing yourself up do for your family?
Does that put food on the table?
No, just kinda takes away the only income they had, since women are obviously not worthy of earning money. Makes things worse, not better.
They like blowing themselves up.
We like blowing them up.
I don't see why we don't get along great.
What's the difference who pulls the trigger?
Not that I hate Muslims. Just the terrorists. Too bad it's so hard to tell the difference most of the time.
They riot and kill each other when people post silly cartoons. We should make more cartoons. Lots of cartoons, until things quiet down.
Like again with suicide bombing. I'm all for it. I just wish they'd all do it at once, and get it over with. This one every so often crap is getting old.
I don't know why being mad at my mother for making stupid choices makes me think of terrorists.
Something about lack of thought process, I suppose.
For as smart as my mother can be, she really sucks at not jumping to conclusions, and at looking at things objectively, like from any viewpoint other than hers.
And proving to her that she's wrong just makes it worse.
Sometimes, when she's mad, I start thinking the C3-PO line "I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the wookie win."
You can't just take all the people who suck at warfare, and give them consolation prizes in heaven, and say you're winning, because of that.
Who falls for this crap?
Like Patton said "Don't die for your country, make the other sonofabitch die for his."
I just don't see why they keep doing it.
What good does blowing yourself up do for your family?
Does that put food on the table?
No, just kinda takes away the only income they had, since women are obviously not worthy of earning money. Makes things worse, not better.
They like blowing themselves up.
We like blowing them up.
I don't see why we don't get along great.
What's the difference who pulls the trigger?
Not that I hate Muslims. Just the terrorists. Too bad it's so hard to tell the difference most of the time.
They riot and kill each other when people post silly cartoons. We should make more cartoons. Lots of cartoons, until things quiet down.
Like again with suicide bombing. I'm all for it. I just wish they'd all do it at once, and get it over with. This one every so often crap is getting old.
I don't know why being mad at my mother for making stupid choices makes me think of terrorists.
Something about lack of thought process, I suppose.
For as smart as my mother can be, she really sucks at not jumping to conclusions, and at looking at things objectively, like from any viewpoint other than hers.
And proving to her that she's wrong just makes it worse.
Sometimes, when she's mad, I start thinking the C3-PO line "I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the wookie win."