Erin go braugh
So we celebrated as the typical drunken college kids do. Although St. Patrick's day was on Wednesday, we did play some good games of asshole and did toast to Cinnamon. :8. She's a MILF. We had the good wine we got from Montreal. We are officially fugitives in 2 countries. When we were crossing the border they were randomly doing car searches, thank god that we weren't randomly checked. Plus, in memoriam, we toasted to Dobby and Tyler's relationship, Peter Jackson, no Dr. Mom and plenty of other crazy shit. Plus, the Antony and Cleopatra special was pretty shitty when it came to animation. Celebrating some more St. Patrick now.
To keep up with the same pattern:
Today in history you are EDWARD I. You were alive in the 12-13th centuries. Under your reign you manage to conquer Wales, which henceforth gave all the prince's of England the title of Prince of Wales. You also tried to gain control of all of Scotland, which you were almost successful in doing; except for that devious William Wallace. Your son was a homosexual and you died knowing that Wallace would not make Scotland revolt. Yet, you didn't take into consideration the fact that when he died, he died as a martyr to the Scots. You conquered Wales, your homosexual son produced another weak heir (or did he?), and you were humiliated after you were defeated by the Scots. Yet, in all your brutuality and relentless conquering, you did enhance the English law system and the law code based upon Henry I and Henry II's rules 200 years before you.
To keep up with the same pattern:
Today in history you are EDWARD I. You were alive in the 12-13th centuries. Under your reign you manage to conquer Wales, which henceforth gave all the prince's of England the title of Prince of Wales. You also tried to gain control of all of Scotland, which you were almost successful in doing; except for that devious William Wallace. Your son was a homosexual and you died knowing that Wallace would not make Scotland revolt. Yet, you didn't take into consideration the fact that when he died, he died as a martyr to the Scots. You conquered Wales, your homosexual son produced another weak heir (or did he?), and you were humiliated after you were defeated by the Scots. Yet, in all your brutuality and relentless conquering, you did enhance the English law system and the law code based upon Henry I and Henry II's rules 200 years before you.