Nu Joisey - 2.3 -
Hey hey hey everyone! I hope you're all doing well. It's now finals week for me - well, in two days officially, but surprisingly it's not as stressfull. Last week was definitely the stress week since I had a huge term paper and 20 minute presentation on it due. But it's all done now! Which means this has given me some time to play my legacy (AND PORTAL 2 WHICH WAS SO GOD OMGGGGG), which is going so fast it's so strange to me. Like I feel when I read other people's legacies things take forever and mine justs zips on through!!
Anywaysss... so let's just get to the update!
Last time:
Omari became the Hero of Barnacle Bay
and then he died from a wild tv accident
Camilla moved on quickly as she does to another fellow named Ty,
and got pregnant.
Sarafina and Fabio both aged to teenagers....
and that's where we pick up at!
Camilla seemed to be having an episode when I returned as she went skinny dipping and then refused to put her clothes back on and ran around the house naked for awhile.
Of course it seemed like the best time to invite Ty over!
Ty: Hey sweetheart, I am totally looking at your face right now! I love your face so much!
Camilla: Hey so I think I'm pregnant, because I only tend to run around like this when I am. Also a pregnancy test said so.
Ty: Pregnant?
Ty: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!
While Ty tries to figure out just what pregnant means, lets meet Robby Guadagnino - Ezio and Tabatha's son! He's a teen now too and I think he's pretty qt.
I asked for Bishop Amell from my bff's legacy (tiptoehappiness) to marry to Sarafina so OFC she obliged.
Bishop: I am TOO GOOD for this place. PUHLEAZEE.
Sarafina scuttled right on over to meet this new albino on the block, and she made sure to put on her shiny little juniors club dress to do so.
Bishop is not quite sure how he feels about this.
Sarafina: Hey you big Albino stud muffin, you come here often?
Bishop: .........
Bishop: GROSS SHE'S LIKE 14
Bishop: Back off you little jailbait bitch, I don't need this!!!
Sarafina: What the hell is your problem, Albino?!! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME?!
Sarafina: AT LEAST MY FAMILY LIVES ON AN ISLAND AND NOT ON AN EMPTY PLOT OF LAND! HUH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, ALBINO?!
Not very much, apparently.
Bishop: I COULD PUNCH HER SO HARD WTF MUST RESIST VIOLENCE AS I AM A PASSIVE ALBINO
He did let out a good scream at her though.
Sarafina: AHHHH DONT HURT ME ALBINO IM SORRY YOUR PLOTS OF LAND ARE BEAUTIFUL
They spent all night arguing that Bishop almost fell into her teenage tits.
And then took a leak in front of her.
Sarafina: You are a strange sexy Albino. I'm going to be leaving now.
Bishop: .... :|
Meanwhile, Camilla has grown into a whale and Ty doesn't seem to care.
In fact, he decided it was time then to pop the question!
Ty: I know you're as big as a whale and still walking in high heels so are taller than I am but I just want to marry you Camilla!!!
Camilla: ...A WHALE?
None the less Camilla accepted and they had a shotgun wedding right by the hot tub.
Ty regretted it soon after when he was put into the Guidomachine-5000 and fist pumped out.
Ty: WHAT HAS BECOMEEEEE OF MEEEEEEEE WAHHH
Keepin it real.
Ty: Oh cool dead celebrity ghost!! I can check that off my celebrity scavenger hut list~~
Camilla: OH SHI- BABYSCOMING BABYS COMING BABYS COMMINGGGGGGG
Sarafina: Shut UP mom, why are you such an attention hog?! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU
Camilla: IT DOES WHEN IM IN LABOR
Sarafina: Blah blah blah, my name is Camilla and I need an epidural, blahblhablah im so special! WHATEVER.
Camilla: FINE I'LL DO IT ALL BY MYSELF LIKE I DO EVERY TIME
Sarafina: WAIT IM SORRY - Shit.
And Camilla did, as she drove herself there in the cop car again and ran all the way up to the hospital.
To emerge with two baby girls, one named Luciana and one named Alessandra. Luciana has the party animal and slob traits, and Alessandra also has the Party animal trait, but then Easily Impressed.
SO IT WAS THEN I DECIDED TO MOVE THEM TO A NEW HOOD. Awesims put out that beautiful Queenstown hood and I was sick of barnacle bay and all it's elders, and I didn't like the layout/lack of clubs besides what I put down/etc. So to Queenstown the Guadagnino's went!
I spent like TWO DAYS working on building + decorating this new house for them. THE LONGEST I HAVE EVER SPENT. I will now showcase my hard work.
The entryway where you come into the house, i kind of gave out on it and just mad eit pretty simple although they do have their G poster and a mirror to admire themselves in before leaving the house.
The dining/~~parlor~~ kind of area is right here, and is connected right to the...
IN HOUSE BAR FUCK YEAHHHH WOO WOOOo
And the kitchen which is boring.
I'm a human failure and I didn't get any pictures of other side of the room, but the Den is where the tv and computer + keyboard piano + fun things are for family use.
Master bedroom is long.
Fabio's room!
Sarafina's bedroom.
No pictures of bathrooms or nurseys because those I just plunked together lol
Speaking of Fabio though, he actually is the ONLY one in the house who automatically takes care of the baby girls. And they're even not his full sisters, just half sisters~~ WHY U SO NICE FABIO
Right, cause all your mom relaly cares about is lookin' good. Lol.
Camilla ran into Alistair Guster out at the Queenstown pool and of course had to introduce herself to his handsome tanned self.
But he didn't take too kindly to her introduction.
The twins soon grew up! This is Luciana~ She has Camilla's blue/black haircolor!
And this is Alessandra
WHO IS SO GORGEOUS AS AN ADULT I CHEATED AND LOOKED IDC CALL DA COPS I DONT GIVE A FUQ
TY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS CHILDREN?!?
*passes out*
Btw I will take this moment to tell you Ty has the LTW for the top of Political Career so that's what he's working towards woowoo
Camilla occupies her days by NOT taking care of her twin toddlers and instead, beating up old men.
Keep it classy. And sassy.
Camilla had a celeb opportunity to go drink at this club for a bit so she did, but her trashy ass felt so out of place in such a sophistcated jazz club.
Camilla: YEAHHHH CRANK THAT SHIT PIANO MANNNNN
Piano Man: .....
She did run into her Sister in Law there though, Ezio's wife, and just had to tell her what a gorgeous bitch she was. Aw, so sweet.
Ty aged to an adult but nothing changed about his facial features whatsoever, at least in my opinon.
Camilla got the want for a tattoo so ofc, she hgot herself a lovely classy TRAMP STAMPPPPP wooo hoooo
She went out to the club soon after and shook that thing... all alone... lol.
She was still lookin sassy though~
Camilla was told by her agent to become ~friends~ with this other celeberity, Verona.
OH WOW REALLY
Verona: You smell like gahbage sister.
Camilla: Nice to see you too Verona.
While her mother was distracted trying to befriend back her family, Sarafina took the chance and pounced on Bishop
Bishop: WILL SHE EVER GO AWAY?
Yet his protest didn't seem to mean much because he agreed to an outing with her
And wound up at a bar with her.
Bishop: What are we doing here?
Sarafina: Oh, nothing :):):):)
Bartender: Just how old are you young lady?
Sarafina: OLD ENOUGH FOR THE SIMS NOW GIVE ME THE DRINKS BEFORE I SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. UGH.
Bartender: Whoawhowhhoa
Sarafina always gets her way, of course.
Bishop: Uncertain. What does drinking with a teenager mean? Am I a creep or is she?!
Bishop seemed too happy about the cops appearing though. WHAT IF THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU, BISHOP, HUH?
Sarafina: You cant keep my love away, Cop-per.
Sarafina: I WILL BE AVENGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
And by that she means she went RIGHT back out because none of her parents were even home at the time, and hit the bars with Bishop right away
But the police descended on her again and dragged her outside.
Bishop: This is not a fun night at all. This is why you don't go out with TEENAGERS.
Well, that and a whole other host of reasons, Bishop...
Strangely enough the cop just left he ron the sidewalk like she GAVE UP on Sarafina (lol) but Ty came from home to pick her up and yell at her
Ty: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU THINK DRINKING WITH ALBINO OLDER MEN IS FUN, HUH!?!
Sarafina: Whoa whoahoa CHILL OUTTTT dude, I just gave him a few drinks, I didn't do anything ~bad~
Ty: SHUT UP YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
Sarafina: YOURE NOT MY REAL FATHER YOU CANT DO THAT :( :(
~~o teenagers~~
The REPO MAN fucking came even though I had a no bills ever reward, I guess it didn't apply after I used the porter to move the family to the new hood. BOOO NOT THE TREADMILL!!!
The next night Camilla had a want to throw a party for Sarafina's birthday, so we did just that.
Sarafina showed up stumbling around, no surprise there.
Sarafina: *hiccup* my last drink before adulthoooooooooood!!!
The whole Gaudganino clan came out for the occasion, and Bishop as well (hehehhe)
Sarafina: I wish for... Bishop Amell's @$*(!!!!!
Old man Ezio does not approve.
But Sarafina approves of her growing up attire.
Nice lack of any real SHIRT sarafina. Really subtle there, sweetheart.
She grew up absolutely gorgeoussss though, I am in TOTAL love with her!! She rolled the last want of Family-Oriented and has the LTW of having 5 kids grow up. WOO WOOO
So of course, she wasted no time in getting right over to Bishop
Sarafina: Hey Albino, now that i'm legal do you wanna stick it in?
Bishop: .....WHAT?
Sarafina: Good, because I want you too.
Bishop: O_O
AND THATS THE END FOR NOW.
I don't think I'm doin a Heir poll this time because I just love Sarafina so much - and from comments last time apparently you guys do too :P loololol
So therefore she I think will just be the Heir this time, especially because I want Bishop's genes in the legacy AONNOMNOMNOMN on his face.
Anyway, I hope tou enjoyed and thanks for reading :):)