Jul 11, 2007 23:18
To Whom it May Concern:
This is Bellingham. 80 degrees Fahrenheit should be the hottest it gets here ever. Ya hear me! No hotter than that. 80 is only acceptable on occasion. A "special event" if you will. Please, no more record breaking temps. Okay? 90 is unacceptable. 94 even more so. So KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Thank you,
Nuin Stonewater
PS If you wish to make up for your transgression, a snow flurry would be a good idea right about now.