If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day I would be: Saturday
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus HA,HA, that wasn't expected
If I were a sea animal I would be: an enigma. I don't really know what that is p.s.
If I were a direction I would be: Northeast
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a table..
If I were a historical figure I would be: God, kidding
If I were a liquid I would be: tea
If I were a stone, I would be: lonely
If I were a tree, I would be: a maple ha
If I were a bird, I would be: pretty
If I were a tool, I would be: a sander
If I were a flower/plant I would be: those things I paint
If I were a kind of weather: oacking snow or cool
If I were a mythical creature I would be: a hobbit, so I could marry all the other hobbits, such as, Merry, Pippin. Yay.
If I were a musical instrument: umm a sitar, so I'd actually know how to play
If I were an animal, I would be: a domesticated rat with me as it's owner. Um. Henry.
If I were a color, I would be: brown.
If I were an emotion, I would be: SNEAKY. is that an emotion?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potatoes
If I were a fruit, I would be: cantalope
If I were a sound, I would be: music
If I were an element, I would be: um. you know, thatone.
If I were a car, I would be: transportable.
If I were a song, I would be: meaningful and fun and pretty
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: myself
If I were a book, I would be written by: Eric Idle. Just because I'd like to know that he actually knows something about me, and he'd make humour from it!
If I were a food, I would be: pasta.
If I were a place, I would be: Europe
If I were a material, I would be: styrafoam
If I were a taste, I would be: diet Sunkist
If I were a scent, I would be: Heaven on a stick.
If I were a word, I would be: Incognito
If I were an object, I would be: black eyeliner. because I'm just that goth. Okay I suck I'm not.
If I were a good ending to a survey, I would be: somewhere else.
Yeah, so glad I'm taking that instead of getting my extra half hour of sleep I could have had while my rat lies on my bed listening to the Three Little Pigs and my pimples grow before my eyes. Oh dear.
So how big does my font appear on your computer?