Why the World Better Not Fucking End in 2012
Janora: LOL, so I don't believe in the apocalypse (not really...?) but omg, there are so many movies I want to see in 2012. Makes me want to bypass 2011 entirely!
There are even more movies I am excited for like, Great Gatsby but omg, best movie year ever????
- Star Trek Sequel
- Next Batman
- Jonny Quest liveaction!
- Men in Black 3
- Rebooted Spiderman and Superman (yes, they both needed reboots b/c the early 00s versions were awful)
- The Avengers (I NEED CHRIS EVANS AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH onscreen together with a bit of RDJ thrown in for good measure)
- New Bond movie! (LOVE daniel craig!!)
- Finally a new Ghjostbusters movie, and it's not a reboot, it's a direct sequel!!
- Dark Shadows (scary tv show from the 60s with a hot vampire played by Johnny Depp, yay!)
- Kick Ass 2
- Deadpool (the coolest part in Wolverine movie and he was only around for like, 5 mins)
- 21 Jump Street (yes)
- Underworld 4 (these sequels are getting ridiculous but if we can get more kate beckinsale in shiny vinyl, ok)
- New Bourne movie (no Matt Damon, but i am sure it will still be awesome)
- Dredd (judge dredd movie, hopefully better than that weirdo sandra bullock-sylvestor stallone movie, omg remember the terribad virtual reality sex scene??)
- Welcome to People (yay PRINCESS, two movies in one year, I might die)
- Mad Max (fuck yeah, i don't care it's a reboot)
- Robopocalypse (another Stepeh Spielberg robot movie, yay!)
- and finally, ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER
There are even more movies I am excited for like, Great Gatsby but omg, best movie year ever????