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I am highly disappointed by the state of technology. This is the 21st century. We are living in the FUTURE. No flying cars, no personal death-lasers, no hover-skateboards, no cloning of loved ones and no frigging brain/soul backup apps for your iPhone. I mean what the hell people we are still arguing over weather or not WINDMILLS are safe where is my FUSION REACTOR! People... in the FUTURE... are afraid of WINDMILLS. Wow.
Furthermore, where is my personal robotic butler? I was promised robotic butlers by now.
Seriously. WE ARE BURING FUCKING DINOSAUR PISS in our cars, which are NOT made out of Space Age Biopolymer but frigging SHEETMETAL... why? BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID THAT ELECTRIC MOTORS MAKE YOU GAY.
Damn it I want a washing-machine sized fusion reactor in my basement powering my personal privacy forcefield and charging my biopolymer-enhanced hover-bubble car while my RoboButler brings me another gin and tonic!
Also: Do not get me started on the space program. We should be living on the Moon by now or at least be well along with construction of a vacation colony by now.
In conclusion, I think I am trapped in an alternate reality where EVERYTHING SUCKS. That's the only logical explanation
Furthermore, where is my personal robotic butler? I was promised robotic butlers by now.
Seriously. WE ARE BURING FUCKING DINOSAUR PISS in our cars, which are NOT made out of Space Age Biopolymer but frigging SHEETMETAL... why? BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID THAT ELECTRIC MOTORS MAKE YOU GAY.
Damn it I want a washing-machine sized fusion reactor in my basement powering my personal privacy forcefield and charging my biopolymer-enhanced hover-bubble car while my RoboButler brings me another gin and tonic!
Also: Do not get me started on the space program. We should be living on the Moon by now or at least be well along with construction of a vacation colony by now.
In conclusion, I think I am trapped in an alternate reality where EVERYTHING SUCKS. That's the only logical explanation