FIC: Naruto: 10 Genres Meme (Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura & Kakashi, PG)
Yanked from luel_exana.
1. Angst: Sakura forced her body through it's paces, trying to drive back the hurt and the betrayal and the loneliness, but wherever she looked there were intact teams, and everything just reminded her of the three they used to be.
2. AU: Sasuke was a student, Naruto was hired muscle, and Sakura was a nurse, but when the world feel apart around them, all they had left was each other.
3. Crack: Naruto looked on helplessly as a five-year-old Sakura chased after a five-year-old Sasuke on stubby, five-year-old legs; damn that Tsunade and her not-labeling-bottles-correctly tendencies.
4. Crossover: "Get this gorram ship of this gorram planet before we get eaten by the gorram reavers," Naruto bellowed, as Sasuke flicked switches with the desperation of a dying man and a steely-eyed Sakura reloaded her gun.
5. First Time: Sasuke turns bright red and gasps out, "Dare. I choose dare," but Naruto just grins, and says, "You already picked truth, jerk, now answer the damn question."
6. Fluff: Sasuke wakes up with a pink head on one shoulder and a yellow one on the other, and two warm bodies cuddling him like there's no tomorrow, and finds he doesn't mind it a bit.
7. Humor: Sakura and Sasuke found Naruto's new hair color a heck of a lot funnier than he did.
8. Hurt/Comfort: Kakashi allows them, just this once, to bundle up against him for safety and comfort. It's been a long, long times since they've all been together like this.
9. Smut: Her face turned bright red as she stared at the little orange book in her hands, and both boys made gagging sounds behind her; they were never reading one of Kakashi-sensei's books again.
10. UST: "Ow! Sasuke, you bastard, what was that for?" "For being an idiot." "Naruto!" "Eh - ? What'd I do, Sakura-chan?" "Sasuke, do you want to maybe get some ramen later?" "...Okay? Sakura, are you sick or something? You look like you might pass out."
1. Angst: Sakura forced her body through it's paces, trying to drive back the hurt and the betrayal and the loneliness, but wherever she looked there were intact teams, and everything just reminded her of the three they used to be.
2. AU: Sasuke was a student, Naruto was hired muscle, and Sakura was a nurse, but when the world feel apart around them, all they had left was each other.
3. Crack: Naruto looked on helplessly as a five-year-old Sakura chased after a five-year-old Sasuke on stubby, five-year-old legs; damn that Tsunade and her not-labeling-bottles-correctly tendencies.
4. Crossover: "Get this gorram ship of this gorram planet before we get eaten by the gorram reavers," Naruto bellowed, as Sasuke flicked switches with the desperation of a dying man and a steely-eyed Sakura reloaded her gun.
5. First Time: Sasuke turns bright red and gasps out, "Dare. I choose dare," but Naruto just grins, and says, "You already picked truth, jerk, now answer the damn question."
6. Fluff: Sasuke wakes up with a pink head on one shoulder and a yellow one on the other, and two warm bodies cuddling him like there's no tomorrow, and finds he doesn't mind it a bit.
7. Humor: Sakura and Sasuke found Naruto's new hair color a heck of a lot funnier than he did.
8. Hurt/Comfort: Kakashi allows them, just this once, to bundle up against him for safety and comfort. It's been a long, long times since they've all been together like this.
9. Smut: Her face turned bright red as she stared at the little orange book in her hands, and both boys made gagging sounds behind her; they were never reading one of Kakashi-sensei's books again.
10. UST: "Ow! Sasuke, you bastard, what was that for?" "For being an idiot." "Naruto!" "Eh - ? What'd I do, Sakura-chan?" "Sasuke, do you want to maybe get some ramen later?" "...Okay? Sakura, are you sick or something? You look like you might pass out."