The Beginning
And so it begins kiddies, the prestigious unveiling of my life as I see it. Yup, it's real fun. So much...fun, type...stuff. I'll put some shit on here. But until then feel free to comment, make stupid faces, dream, or complain about how this is a waste of time. That's the only reason I started this thing. I feel like I should start it off with a bang...
...well...
here it goes...
I fucking hate my life.
No that's been done before.
...trying again...
I fucking love my life!
Been done too, and it's a lie. Honestly I'm more, "okay" with. However the key to good story-telling is embellishment. So let me start my day.
I had the first day on my job today. And as it turns out, it's a fucking awesome place to work. It's a wireless internet cafe, which means free internet for me, all day. That means, that if there's nothing to do, I'll sit on my ass and surf the web for an hour, or until I have something to do. The best part is, I get paid to do it.
On the way there, though, I found 5 bucks, and a customer tipped me a $20. Fuck yeah!
...(let's see more lies)...
ok and there's this really hot chick that comes in and she gave me her number for when I get off or take off or something else, she said something about "getting off", god knows what she meant.
...(ok good)...
Then I went home and took a nap.
...(whoa, think buddy that one was lame)...
So yeah that was my day.
...well...
here it goes...
I fucking hate my life.
No that's been done before.
...trying again...
I fucking love my life!
Been done too, and it's a lie. Honestly I'm more, "okay" with. However the key to good story-telling is embellishment. So let me start my day.
I had the first day on my job today. And as it turns out, it's a fucking awesome place to work. It's a wireless internet cafe, which means free internet for me, all day. That means, that if there's nothing to do, I'll sit on my ass and surf the web for an hour, or until I have something to do. The best part is, I get paid to do it.
On the way there, though, I found 5 bucks, and a customer tipped me a $20. Fuck yeah!
...(let's see more lies)...
ok and there's this really hot chick that comes in and she gave me her number for when I get off or take off or something else, she said something about "getting off", god knows what she meant.
...(ok good)...
Then I went home and took a nap.
...(whoa, think buddy that one was lame)...
So yeah that was my day.