See a butt
There is a building in Sellwood named "The C.A. Butt Building." I think this is quite possibly the best thing I've heard in my entire life, and I have to tell EVERYONE about it.
My parents took me out today to buy a suit. It's being altered to fit me perfectly and will be ready a week from today. I'm excited to finally have a suit that's not all loose and goofy looking... You all will want to drop everything and start making out with me when you see how well my suit fits.
My parents took me out today to buy a suit. It's being altered to fit me perfectly and will be ready a week from today. I'm excited to finally have a suit that's not all loose and goofy looking... You all will want to drop everything and start making out with me when you see how well my suit fits.