10 Reasons why your pictures suck!
1-You are not holding a nerf gagging pumpkin creature, that may be the product of a sickly man porking a jack-o-lantern with his naughty stick.
2-You are not holding and invisible bomb dentonater--where is the bomb you ask? Well, lets just say its not a good idea to piss me off!
3-Your couch does not have a bow-tie.
4-Does not contain hot loaf erections, or "bread sticks", if you will. (and I will!)
5-Does not contain hot male-on-male action.
6-You do not have girly-femme-hands useful for girly type things like mannicures and making your dinner.
7-Extreme lack of tube socks.
8-Stool.
9-Lack of mysterious golden spot.
10-Lack of two beautiful boys in one tightly squeezed area. This photo has been taken from the Guiness Book of World Records for "Most Sexymale-per-pixel capita".