A story that made me laugh

[nuclearbastard]

So this lady calls me up at work and says "I am having a problem every time I boot with the computer saying I have a corrupted file in C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec\Norton Internet Security\ntindex.dll. What should I do?"

Naturally, I OEMed her, but then I shot her an e-mail through Friendly Neighborhood Geek:

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FROM: rob@friendlyneighborhoodgeek.com
TO: customer@internet.com
SUBJECT: Assistance of your Friendly Neighborhood Geek

• Are you having trouble with your computer?


• Has your Internet been slow?


• Have you been having a problem every time you boot the computer getting an error message with a corrupted file in "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Symantec\Norton Internet Security\ntindex.dll" ?

Then call your FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GEEK!

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Do you think she'll call? ;)

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This story is a work of fantasy, and has no relevance to any real events or persons.