Gristle McThornBody
I swear - if I stay in this house for one more day, I will become paler than Dracula's ass. All I do is lock myself up in my room, stock up my nightstand with two days' worth of food, sit in my fold-up chair, then just eat and watch shit on TV all day. Very rarely would I sit up to then sit in another chair to do shit on the internet and perhaps watch yet even more movies on the computer. It's sad, really, Being that my mind and body are full capable of doing much more progressive things.
Today I asked my mother if she could drive me to the mall tomorrow so that I could shop for a present for a friend of mine who will be returning to Brazil rather soon. She gave me shit for it and accused me of liking to make up situations of which allow me to leave the house. I'm not sorry, but if you actually enjoy doing things around the house, actually caring about other people and wiping their asses at the same time - then be my guest. But if you are someone who likes to get out and do things, smoke a couple dozen cigarettes without stinking up the house, then breathe air that isn't coming out of my radiator - well, take a fucking chill pill.
Recently, I have been watching a little unknown film called It Happened One Night, starring Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert. That son of a bitch was hot, seriously. And not to mention really buff manly manly - he was a manly man. And it got me to thinking; actually, a friend and I have been talking about Clark Gable and Rock Hudson lately - these two dudes were so manly, that they liked to fuck dudes! Primarily Rock Hudson. Rock Hudson was so manly that he only fucked dudes. True indeed. While Clark Gable got more ass than a used jockstrap, he fiddled around with dudes as well. And you know what? I still would've tapped that.
Yeah, I would.
It Happened One Night is particularly famous for the hitchhiking scene. Ever wonder why chicks use the "leg method" when it comes to stopping cars? Well, it's because of this movie. And ever wonder why Bugs Bunny is a wise-cracking, carrots-in-mouth-talking motherfucker? Because Bugs Bunny was inspired by Clark Gable's character in this movie. Yeah, I am goddamn serious! And I will prove my point; observe (if you care):
Today I asked my mother if she could drive me to the mall tomorrow so that I could shop for a present for a friend of mine who will be returning to Brazil rather soon. She gave me shit for it and accused me of liking to make up situations of which allow me to leave the house. I'm not sorry, but if you actually enjoy doing things around the house, actually caring about other people and wiping their asses at the same time - then be my guest. But if you are someone who likes to get out and do things, smoke a couple dozen cigarettes without stinking up the house, then breathe air that isn't coming out of my radiator - well, take a fucking chill pill.
Recently, I have been watching a little unknown film called It Happened One Night, starring Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert. That son of a bitch was hot, seriously. And not to mention really buff manly manly - he was a manly man. And it got me to thinking; actually, a friend and I have been talking about Clark Gable and Rock Hudson lately - these two dudes were so manly, that they liked to fuck dudes! Primarily Rock Hudson. Rock Hudson was so manly that he only fucked dudes. True indeed. While Clark Gable got more ass than a used jockstrap, he fiddled around with dudes as well. And you know what? I still would've tapped that.
Yeah, I would.
It Happened One Night is particularly famous for the hitchhiking scene. Ever wonder why chicks use the "leg method" when it comes to stopping cars? Well, it's because of this movie. And ever wonder why Bugs Bunny is a wise-cracking, carrots-in-mouth-talking motherfucker? Because Bugs Bunny was inspired by Clark Gable's character in this movie. Yeah, I am goddamn serious! And I will prove my point; observe (if you care):
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