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my dreams have been really weird lately. filled with crack heads and cops and beatings. the other day i dreamt that i was in a forest trying to turn the volume down on a big ass tv i was watching to i could listen to a cop explain how another cop had covered up a murder where i was by taking all the gravel away in his t runk. today i dreamt that i took bethani to wrestling and my parents were there then me and bones were at a gas station and beat up some middle aged man and his kid we had a reason i just cant remember it then they called the cops so we ran then i was alone in my car then i was walking down the street then three crack heads started talking to me and one claimed to know missy and he had three unibrows.
speaking of missy i am in hers and jasons wedding. of course so is big nate so i might as well be dressed in an umpalumpa outfit cause i am gonna look like a midget next to him. this also means i have to be civil to some people i dislike. god damn liars. but thats ok cause so long as noone fucks up missy and jasons wedding it's all good. supposedly i also get to help plan the bachalor party. wooohoooo strippers i dont have to pay for cause i aint the best man. gotta love free titties. alright i hope this all finds you fuckers doing well.
speaking of missy i am in hers and jasons wedding. of course so is big nate so i might as well be dressed in an umpalumpa outfit cause i am gonna look like a midget next to him. this also means i have to be civil to some people i dislike. god damn liars. but thats ok cause so long as noone fucks up missy and jasons wedding it's all good. supposedly i also get to help plan the bachalor party. wooohoooo strippers i dont have to pay for cause i aint the best man. gotta love free titties. alright i hope this all finds you fuckers doing well.