Baddest Chicks
The Baddest Chicks
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Eight !!
Chapter:8
Janice is sitting at the bar, looking like a forlorn angel. Two males approach and ask her if they can buy her a drink. She shakes her head and offers a half smile. This is the tenth drink request that she’s turned down. “ Why do I do this to myself”, she whispers. “After all it was just dancing, but the thought of Mr. Spock seeing me cut loose like that, it’s just like my prom night party. My dad was so pissed seeing me dance on that table.” She doesn’t pay attention when the seat next to her is taken. Janice looks up and see’s that it’s the Orion handmaiden that was dancing with Sulu.
The Orion speaks. “ When I saw you dancing on stage I knew you were kindred. You are a wanton with a sexual appetite that matches my own. Why are you sorrowful? This is a gift.” Janice is taken aback by her words. “ I’m not sad, it’s just … a person that I really respect may have seen me and I don’t want them to think less of me, that’s all.” The Orion shakes her head. “You human females always make things difficult. If you are referring to the vulcan, let me assure you he could care less. The only thing that would concern him, is if you did not do your job to the best of your abilities. They are a peculiar species. I’ve never had the pleasure of taking one to bed, it saddens me for I hear they have big cocks.”
The word "cock" makes Janice smile. “I thought I’d end up fucking but I think my crazy scared the guy away." Now the Orion smiles. “Are you speaking of Pretty Eyes? He has not lost interest. I was hoping to taste him this evening myself. The both look at each other. Janice speaks first. “I don’t mind sharing.” The Orion replies “you are very gracious, do you think he would mind if I invited a friend.” Janice winks. “I don’t think so, but let’s surprise him, okay? Now if you’ll excuse me I have to let my girlfriends know that I’ll be leaving soon. Do you need any help with the arrangements?” The handmaiden shakes her head no. “ You and Pretty Eyes meet me at the entrance in twenty minutes, as you humans say, I got this.”
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Charlene is furiously blushing. She steadies herself and turns around. Sulu’s mouth is firmly set and he’s looking at Scotty like he could burn a hole thru his chest. “Charlene if you don’t mind, I’d like to speak with Scotty for a few.
If that’s okay with you.” Charlene sneaks a glance at Scotty and see’s he’s shooting his own dirty look at Sulu. “No problem, I need to find Janice or Ny or something. I’ll be back in a few.” Charlene responds. They wait for her to leave and Sulu begins a verbal attack. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing with Char? She’s not some skank-ass ho you can hook up with and leave. You two work together. What are your intentions? Are you looking for a quick lay? If you are; look elsewhere. Charlene is special. I don’t want to see her fucked over by some highland pimp!”
Scotty is so anger he can barely speak. “I’m getting advice on how to treat women from you Sulu? This is unfuckingbelievable. The prince of darkness, giving me pointers on how to play nice with the girls. Have you ever even had a meaningful relationship? You’re second only to Kirk in pussy chasing. You don’t have to tell me about Charlene. I know she’s special. If anything comes from this it will be between us. I can’t believe you! I would never treat Charlene like that. Can you say the same you vapid, man-whore. Hell didn’t you once fuck a nebulous life form?”
“What I do on my Tuesday nights off are my concern.” replies Sulu. The both stare at each other for an uncomfortably long time.
Then Scotty laughs “You really are a sexual deviant Sulu.” “The Orions would call me gifted.” Sulu deadpans. “Look I’m sorry if I came across like an ass but Charlene and Ny are like sisters to me, albeit sisters with phat asses and nice racks, and I care about them.” Sulu states. “You really are strange Sulu. You and Janice can go ride your love roller coaster while I attempt to have a grown up relationship with Charlene, okay?” “I’m glad we were able to have this dialogue Scotty, you are a scholar and a gentleman of the highest breeding.” Sulu bows gracefully. “Fuck off Sulu” replies Scotty and chuckles.
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Charlene see’s Janice and waves her over. Janice whispers into Charlene’s ear. Charlene whispers back. They both look at one another and head to the fresher. Once inside they commence to doing a “we’re going to get some ass” dance. They are very excited and happy by this evenings turn of events. Janice speaks first. “ Look Char, my advice to you is this, bring your A game. I want you to slay him, make him speak in tongues and shit.”
Charlene is just shaking her head. “Damn Janice you know that I will, hell I’m not a starfish fuck.” “What’s a starfish fuck?” Janice asks. “Oh it’s a chick who lays there with her arms and legs open but does nothing, you know a starfish.” Char replies. A look of understanding crosses Janice face. They both scream laughing.
As they head out of the fresher they pause. “They look good together, don’t they.” Charlene says. “Yes like royalty.” replies Janice. Nyota smiles at them and gives a little backwards wave as she and Spock leave the club.
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Eight !!
Chapter:8
Janice is sitting at the bar, looking like a forlorn angel. Two males approach and ask her if they can buy her a drink. She shakes her head and offers a half smile. This is the tenth drink request that she’s turned down. “ Why do I do this to myself”, she whispers. “After all it was just dancing, but the thought of Mr. Spock seeing me cut loose like that, it’s just like my prom night party. My dad was so pissed seeing me dance on that table.” She doesn’t pay attention when the seat next to her is taken. Janice looks up and see’s that it’s the Orion handmaiden that was dancing with Sulu.
The Orion speaks. “ When I saw you dancing on stage I knew you were kindred. You are a wanton with a sexual appetite that matches my own. Why are you sorrowful? This is a gift.” Janice is taken aback by her words. “ I’m not sad, it’s just … a person that I really respect may have seen me and I don’t want them to think less of me, that’s all.” The Orion shakes her head. “You human females always make things difficult. If you are referring to the vulcan, let me assure you he could care less. The only thing that would concern him, is if you did not do your job to the best of your abilities. They are a peculiar species. I’ve never had the pleasure of taking one to bed, it saddens me for I hear they have big cocks.”
The word "cock" makes Janice smile. “I thought I’d end up fucking but I think my crazy scared the guy away." Now the Orion smiles. “Are you speaking of Pretty Eyes? He has not lost interest. I was hoping to taste him this evening myself. The both look at each other. Janice speaks first. “I don’t mind sharing.” The Orion replies “you are very gracious, do you think he would mind if I invited a friend.” Janice winks. “I don’t think so, but let’s surprise him, okay? Now if you’ll excuse me I have to let my girlfriends know that I’ll be leaving soon. Do you need any help with the arrangements?” The handmaiden shakes her head no. “ You and Pretty Eyes meet me at the entrance in twenty minutes, as you humans say, I got this.”
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Charlene is furiously blushing. She steadies herself and turns around. Sulu’s mouth is firmly set and he’s looking at Scotty like he could burn a hole thru his chest. “Charlene if you don’t mind, I’d like to speak with Scotty for a few.
If that’s okay with you.” Charlene sneaks a glance at Scotty and see’s he’s shooting his own dirty look at Sulu. “No problem, I need to find Janice or Ny or something. I’ll be back in a few.” Charlene responds. They wait for her to leave and Sulu begins a verbal attack. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing with Char? She’s not some skank-ass ho you can hook up with and leave. You two work together. What are your intentions? Are you looking for a quick lay? If you are; look elsewhere. Charlene is special. I don’t want to see her fucked over by some highland pimp!”
Scotty is so anger he can barely speak. “I’m getting advice on how to treat women from you Sulu? This is unfuckingbelievable. The prince of darkness, giving me pointers on how to play nice with the girls. Have you ever even had a meaningful relationship? You’re second only to Kirk in pussy chasing. You don’t have to tell me about Charlene. I know she’s special. If anything comes from this it will be between us. I can’t believe you! I would never treat Charlene like that. Can you say the same you vapid, man-whore. Hell didn’t you once fuck a nebulous life form?”
“What I do on my Tuesday nights off are my concern.” replies Sulu. The both stare at each other for an uncomfortably long time.
Then Scotty laughs “You really are a sexual deviant Sulu.” “The Orions would call me gifted.” Sulu deadpans. “Look I’m sorry if I came across like an ass but Charlene and Ny are like sisters to me, albeit sisters with phat asses and nice racks, and I care about them.” Sulu states. “You really are strange Sulu. You and Janice can go ride your love roller coaster while I attempt to have a grown up relationship with Charlene, okay?” “I’m glad we were able to have this dialogue Scotty, you are a scholar and a gentleman of the highest breeding.” Sulu bows gracefully. “Fuck off Sulu” replies Scotty and chuckles.
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Charlene see’s Janice and waves her over. Janice whispers into Charlene’s ear. Charlene whispers back. They both look at one another and head to the fresher. Once inside they commence to doing a “we’re going to get some ass” dance. They are very excited and happy by this evenings turn of events. Janice speaks first. “ Look Char, my advice to you is this, bring your A game. I want you to slay him, make him speak in tongues and shit.”
Charlene is just shaking her head. “Damn Janice you know that I will, hell I’m not a starfish fuck.” “What’s a starfish fuck?” Janice asks. “Oh it’s a chick who lays there with her arms and legs open but does nothing, you know a starfish.” Char replies. A look of understanding crosses Janice face. They both scream laughing.
As they head out of the fresher they pause. “They look good together, don’t they.” Charlene says. “Yes like royalty.” replies Janice. Nyota smiles at them and gives a little backwards wave as she and Spock leave the club.