The Baddest Chicks
The Baddest Chicks
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Five!!
Chapter:5
The Gordian Knot:
Nyota can hardly breathe. “What did you just say?” Phillida looks confused. “I’m sorry, perhaps I did not explain it correctly. The vulcan will come to you tonight, he will mark you with his mouth. Then after stimulating touches he will place his lok…” "No Phillida, I understand what claimed means. I just don’t see how this is possible?" Phillida speaks. “Well when his lok becomes hard he will part your thighs and…” "Stop. Fuck I can’t believe I’m having this much trouble. I’m a fucking communications officer. Lets start again.
How do you know this? How do you know anything? Are you a telepath or some type of prophet?"
Phillida smiles, “we will speak.”
Janice is eyeing the handmaiden, who in turn is eyeing Sulu. The handmaiden speaks. “ I saw you dance pretty eyes.” That’s right bitch, state the obvious, Janice thinks. “You move well on the floor. Are you able to move in such a manner when your cock is hard?” The handmaiden intones. Charlene decides to step in. “Hey Janice will you come to the fresher with me? NOW.” Janice reluctantly stops giving the Orion the stink eye and follows. Janice decides to ask Ny if she wants to come. Nyota is huddled up with Phillida. “Hey Ny do you want to come to the fresher with us?”
Nyota clearly distracted mumbles, “huh-un, okay right.” Janice tries again. "Nyota do you want to …” Nyota looks at her pointedly. “No, bye”. Janice leaves with Charlene saying under her breath, “she needs some dick in her life.” Nyota answers back ,“ I’m working on it."
"Super human hearing bitch."
“I heard that too” Nyota retorts. In the fresher Janice is blistering mad. “Can you believe this shit!” Charlene tries to calm her. “Take it easy Rand, we just made nice with them.” Janice doesn’t seem to hear her. “I’m goin have to get a 125th street on that green cunt.” Charlene signs. “Hey Rand knock it off, I need you right now okay.” Janice instantly slips into friend mode. “Char what is it?” Charlene takes a breath and says, “what do you think of Scotty?”
“ Well he cleans up nicely” answers Janice. She’s staring at Charlene, who’s now starting to blush. “Oh shit! You want him.” “Get it Char!” Janice starts to smile evilly. “Does he make you moist in your nether regions Charlene?” “Do you what him to stick his dilithium crystal in you warp drive?” I’ll bet that brogue comes out when he’s coming. “OH Charrrlene, I ca na hold back, lass.” “You suck”, Charlene states. “Ok Char seriously Scotty is a stand up guy. He’s smart and I know you like’em like that. Plus he’s kind of quite which mean people underestimate him sexually. I bet you two have some crazy serial killer sex.” And he would treat you well.” “Not like that bitch Sulu”
Janice fumes. “He’s not even rebuffing her”!
“Look lets not stay in here too long.” “I might get out there and find that hoe sucking his cock at the table.” They step out of the fresher. Janice looks around and nearly shrieks. There’s Sulu and the Orion on the dance floor. “Look at them, it’s disgusting. They’re all over each other. It’s obscene.” Janice seethes. “Really Janice,….really?” deadpans Charlene. Janice is talking to herself now. “It looks like I’m going to have to take matters into my own hands.” Janice is muttering and starts to walk away.
Charlene shakes her head and walks back to the table. It’s just Nyota and Phillida, still in conference and Scotty, enjoying his drink. She sits down. “Let me guess? It’s just us.” Char laughs. “Fraid so lass” Scotty responds. “The other Orions are cruising the club, except for Sulu’s.” You better not let Janice hear you say that, Charlene winks. “Did you see her, I thought she was going to go all Xena Warrior Princess on that Orion” laughed Scotty. Charlene’s mouth falls open. “What did you say?” “Oh it’s an ancient entertainment show. It’s about this warrior who’s a princess and …” "No Charlene interrupts, I know the show, I didn’t know you liked stuff like that."
“There are a lot of things you don’t know about me Charlene but I plan to rectify that.”
They stare at one another for a long moment and then Charlene speaks. “Did you seen the episode where Xena goes to hell?”
*************
Janice is stalking thru the club talking to herself. "I have to do something drastic. I can’t let her win! It’s a matter of species pride. Why is it when a man moves up in the world he wants to run and get a green bitch. A fucking sellout. You walk down the streets today and try and speak with a human male and they almost cuss your ass out. But let a green bitch speak to them.
They’re showing all thirty-two teeth they’re grinning so hard. Look at them taking our men! I’m sick and tired of this shit."
And then she see’s it. Like a light shining from heaven. It’s her road to Damascus moment. She looks solemnly upon it and speaks. "I know what I must do now."
Sulu and the handmaiden are gliding across the floor. She speaks. “Pretty eyes your talent would be wasted on that one.” Sulu looks as she points out Janice. “You are special” “I’m aware of that” Sulu replies. “With me there is freedom. I am not bound like human females. One earth you are called a sexual deviant. On Orion we would call you gifted.” “You should consider me, I have witchcraft between my thighs” she whispers. “Damn is there something in the water tonight”? Sulu muses. “ I’m coming across all types of pussy tonight and they’re all evil. “Look what I really what is just some plan ole good pussy.”
Suddenly the music changes. A spotlight hit’s the stage and a lone figure stands before the crowd. A sultry female voice begins a chant. “Uh it’s time to jam, nasty girls, dance dance dance. Uh it’s time to jam, nasty girls dance dance dance". Janice beings to move as if she is possessed. All eyes are on her. She moves towards the pole. Grabbing it, she lifts herself up and starts to spin. Her ponytail looks like lightening. Sulu has left the dance floor and
the Orion and makes his way back to the table with Scotty and the others.
Janice has left the pole. She stands with her back facing the crowd and dips down and makes her ass cheeks clap. The Ferengi are openly weeping. Janice gets down on all fours and humps the stage. Next she flips herself up and runs back to the pole. She’s upside down now. Charlene hops up on the table and yells. “Work that pole Bitch!” The crowd is screaming wildly. Nyota and Scotty are laughing to the point of tears. Charlene steps off the table. She’s standing by Sulu and she can hear what he’s saying. “That’s right Rand, interview for Daddy.” The song ends and there is thunderous applause. Janice steps off the stage and makes her way back to the table. Phillida speaks first. “Your lust does you proud.” “What was that about”? Nyota asks. “I was just letting certain types know who I am and where I come from”, Janice states. Scotty says “should I get you a wallet that says bad mutherfuck?” Charlene screams with laughter. They don’t get the reference.
The group is sitting back down. There is no need to purchase drinks as the table is flooded with them due to Rand’s performance. Janice and Sulu are looking and each other. Janice speaks first, “well.” Sulu counters “uh-huh.”
Janice replies “I thought so.” Sulu answers “alright then.” They both stand up and leave the table. Scotty looks at Charlene and asks "what was that about?"
“ I don’t know but I have my theories. Did you see how they we’re looking at each other? You just know they were both thinking “I must not fear, fear is the mind killer, fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.” Scotty falls out of his seat laughing hysterically. Nyota's smiling and shaking her head at the scene. She taps Charlene on the shoulder. “Charlene I need a favor.”
Charlene sees a look of determination on Nyota’s face and ask “what’s up.”
Nyota leans over and whispers into Charlene’s ear. Charlene pulls back and says “okay Ny but why that song?” Nyota stand up scanning the crowd, "because I’m going to be doing some claiming of my own."
AN: Those movie ref’s that Charlene and Scotty are winging off of each other are from Pulp Fiction and Dune.
Title: The Baddest Chicks
Author: Nubianamazon
Pairing: Spock/Uhura,Scotty/Charlene,Sulu/Rand TOS
Rating: NC17
Warning: Language,sex,humor
Summary: Nyota,Charlene and Janice feel the need to cut loose.Ass shaking,lust,dance off's against Orions.
AN: Thank you ladies.You really made me feel welcome.I thought I'd try my hand at funny smut.Wish me luck.
Disclaimer:I don't own Trek nor am I making any loot.
HERE'S CHAPTER Five!!
Chapter:5
The Gordian Knot:
Nyota can hardly breathe. “What did you just say?” Phillida looks confused. “I’m sorry, perhaps I did not explain it correctly. The vulcan will come to you tonight, he will mark you with his mouth. Then after stimulating touches he will place his lok…” "No Phillida, I understand what claimed means. I just don’t see how this is possible?" Phillida speaks. “Well when his lok becomes hard he will part your thighs and…” "Stop. Fuck I can’t believe I’m having this much trouble. I’m a fucking communications officer. Lets start again.
How do you know this? How do you know anything? Are you a telepath or some type of prophet?"
Phillida smiles, “we will speak.”
Janice is eyeing the handmaiden, who in turn is eyeing Sulu. The handmaiden speaks. “ I saw you dance pretty eyes.” That’s right bitch, state the obvious, Janice thinks. “You move well on the floor. Are you able to move in such a manner when your cock is hard?” The handmaiden intones. Charlene decides to step in. “Hey Janice will you come to the fresher with me? NOW.” Janice reluctantly stops giving the Orion the stink eye and follows. Janice decides to ask Ny if she wants to come. Nyota is huddled up with Phillida. “Hey Ny do you want to come to the fresher with us?”
Nyota clearly distracted mumbles, “huh-un, okay right.” Janice tries again. "Nyota do you want to …” Nyota looks at her pointedly. “No, bye”. Janice leaves with Charlene saying under her breath, “she needs some dick in her life.” Nyota answers back ,“ I’m working on it."
"Super human hearing bitch."
“I heard that too” Nyota retorts. In the fresher Janice is blistering mad. “Can you believe this shit!” Charlene tries to calm her. “Take it easy Rand, we just made nice with them.” Janice doesn’t seem to hear her. “I’m goin have to get a 125th street on that green cunt.” Charlene signs. “Hey Rand knock it off, I need you right now okay.” Janice instantly slips into friend mode. “Char what is it?” Charlene takes a breath and says, “what do you think of Scotty?”
“ Well he cleans up nicely” answers Janice. She’s staring at Charlene, who’s now starting to blush. “Oh shit! You want him.” “Get it Char!” Janice starts to smile evilly. “Does he make you moist in your nether regions Charlene?” “Do you what him to stick his dilithium crystal in you warp drive?” I’ll bet that brogue comes out when he’s coming. “OH Charrrlene, I ca na hold back, lass.” “You suck”, Charlene states. “Ok Char seriously Scotty is a stand up guy. He’s smart and I know you like’em like that. Plus he’s kind of quite which mean people underestimate him sexually. I bet you two have some crazy serial killer sex.” And he would treat you well.” “Not like that bitch Sulu”
Janice fumes. “He’s not even rebuffing her”!
“Look lets not stay in here too long.” “I might get out there and find that hoe sucking his cock at the table.” They step out of the fresher. Janice looks around and nearly shrieks. There’s Sulu and the Orion on the dance floor. “Look at them, it’s disgusting. They’re all over each other. It’s obscene.” Janice seethes. “Really Janice,….really?” deadpans Charlene. Janice is talking to herself now. “It looks like I’m going to have to take matters into my own hands.” Janice is muttering and starts to walk away.
Charlene shakes her head and walks back to the table. It’s just Nyota and Phillida, still in conference and Scotty, enjoying his drink. She sits down. “Let me guess? It’s just us.” Char laughs. “Fraid so lass” Scotty responds. “The other Orions are cruising the club, except for Sulu’s.” You better not let Janice hear you say that, Charlene winks. “Did you see her, I thought she was going to go all Xena Warrior Princess on that Orion” laughed Scotty. Charlene’s mouth falls open. “What did you say?” “Oh it’s an ancient entertainment show. It’s about this warrior who’s a princess and …” "No Charlene interrupts, I know the show, I didn’t know you liked stuff like that."
“There are a lot of things you don’t know about me Charlene but I plan to rectify that.”
They stare at one another for a long moment and then Charlene speaks. “Did you seen the episode where Xena goes to hell?”
*************
Janice is stalking thru the club talking to herself. "I have to do something drastic. I can’t let her win! It’s a matter of species pride. Why is it when a man moves up in the world he wants to run and get a green bitch. A fucking sellout. You walk down the streets today and try and speak with a human male and they almost cuss your ass out. But let a green bitch speak to them.
They’re showing all thirty-two teeth they’re grinning so hard. Look at them taking our men! I’m sick and tired of this shit."
And then she see’s it. Like a light shining from heaven. It’s her road to Damascus moment. She looks solemnly upon it and speaks. "I know what I must do now."
Sulu and the handmaiden are gliding across the floor. She speaks. “Pretty eyes your talent would be wasted on that one.” Sulu looks as she points out Janice. “You are special” “I’m aware of that” Sulu replies. “With me there is freedom. I am not bound like human females. One earth you are called a sexual deviant. On Orion we would call you gifted.” “You should consider me, I have witchcraft between my thighs” she whispers. “Damn is there something in the water tonight”? Sulu muses. “ I’m coming across all types of pussy tonight and they’re all evil. “Look what I really what is just some plan ole good pussy.”
Suddenly the music changes. A spotlight hit’s the stage and a lone figure stands before the crowd. A sultry female voice begins a chant. “Uh it’s time to jam, nasty girls, dance dance dance. Uh it’s time to jam, nasty girls dance dance dance". Janice beings to move as if she is possessed. All eyes are on her. She moves towards the pole. Grabbing it, she lifts herself up and starts to spin. Her ponytail looks like lightening. Sulu has left the dance floor and
the Orion and makes his way back to the table with Scotty and the others.
Janice has left the pole. She stands with her back facing the crowd and dips down and makes her ass cheeks clap. The Ferengi are openly weeping. Janice gets down on all fours and humps the stage. Next she flips herself up and runs back to the pole. She’s upside down now. Charlene hops up on the table and yells. “Work that pole Bitch!” The crowd is screaming wildly. Nyota and Scotty are laughing to the point of tears. Charlene steps off the table. She’s standing by Sulu and she can hear what he’s saying. “That’s right Rand, interview for Daddy.” The song ends and there is thunderous applause. Janice steps off the stage and makes her way back to the table. Phillida speaks first. “Your lust does you proud.” “What was that about”? Nyota asks. “I was just letting certain types know who I am and where I come from”, Janice states. Scotty says “should I get you a wallet that says bad mutherfuck?” Charlene screams with laughter. They don’t get the reference.
The group is sitting back down. There is no need to purchase drinks as the table is flooded with them due to Rand’s performance. Janice and Sulu are looking and each other. Janice speaks first, “well.” Sulu counters “uh-huh.”
Janice replies “I thought so.” Sulu answers “alright then.” They both stand up and leave the table. Scotty looks at Charlene and asks "what was that about?"
“ I don’t know but I have my theories. Did you see how they we’re looking at each other? You just know they were both thinking “I must not fear, fear is the mind killer, fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.” Scotty falls out of his seat laughing hysterically. Nyota's smiling and shaking her head at the scene. She taps Charlene on the shoulder. “Charlene I need a favor.”
Charlene sees a look of determination on Nyota’s face and ask “what’s up.”
Nyota leans over and whispers into Charlene’s ear. Charlene pulls back and says “okay Ny but why that song?” Nyota stand up scanning the crowd, "because I’m going to be doing some claiming of my own."
AN: Those movie ref’s that Charlene and Scotty are winging off of each other are from Pulp Fiction and Dune.