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[ntrlbrnkiller]

So, do I got permission to shoot these fucks or what?

Cuz if I do, that ain't no fun, I'm staying inside.

Unless anyone needs me to go kill a goddamn pig or some weird shit like that.

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[ofmyderriere]

This made me laugh really hard, which may or may not make me kind of a sociopath.

...yeah, that's all I got.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Sociopath ain't that bad, y'know. a lot of 'em end up in business.

Now if you were a psychopath, then you can worry.

[ofmyderriere]

That's why my daddy told me never fuck a businessman. They're freaks, rumour has it. (He might've said it differently than that.)

I'm not reeeeally worried either way.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

They got lots of money, though.

I wouldn't be. Heck, even I wasn't diagnosed with any actual disorder other than 'sick fuck'.

[ofmyderriere]

Can't buy dignity, honey. 'Course, you can't pay rent with it, either.

People are real quick to diagnose when they could just say 'this person really just needs to sit the fuck down'. I don't know, I'm tired as hell of the psychiatry profession.

[ofmyderriere]

What exactly is the definition of 'sick fuck' these days?

[ntrlbrnkiller]

I think they were just jealous, because I had a TV series based on me and my own action figure. Screaming fans, my name in the headlines, all that.

[ofmyderriere]

Go figure.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Yup.

Dare say I'm the most famous mass murderer since Manson.

[ofmyderriere]

Hypothetical: does that kind of cheapen it at all, do you think? If it's less shocking every time you do it, if people don't name names, just a casualty count.

This is a weird ass conversation. Huh.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Not really. They know I did it, it was big news, plain and simple. Well, it was me and my wife doing the killing, actually, and half the world fucking loved us.

[ofmyderriere]

On a philosophical level! The philosophical level of killing a bunch of people, I have no idea where exactly I'm going with this, whatever.

I was gonna say that's weird, but reality tv generation. People are a little fucked up.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Really, honestly, I don't give a damn what anyone else thinks of what me and my wife did. We did it for ourselves, mostly. The reaction was just a nice touch.

I don't think we had much reality TV in my time. I'm from 1994.

[ofmyderriere]

Like icing, huh?

I'm from like...fourteen years later? 2008? I suck at math. I was a kid in 1994, though. Also: you're missing nothing, it's all about appealing to the lowest common denominator.