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So I'm sitting here minding my own business when Clint comes downstairs and asks me to smell his finger. W-O-W!...that's disgusting. I do NOT want to know where that things been. But I'm sure I can guess. I just wish him and and Adam could keep their homosexual tendencies OUT of my room. lovexforxaxfee: clint just shoved an entire sausage down his throat em0 p1rate: holy shit..is he gay? lovexforxaxfee: um...duh lovexforxaxfee: hahaha em0 p1rate: was it adams sausage?
PARTY IN BRACKNEY! Haha...well someday. Any of you crazy NY kids wanna come...feel free! So far it's me and Ryan. And whoever the hell wants ta join!
semipunksk8ter12: is your bro still bothering you?
lovexforxaxfee: nah..he went up to my room with his *oh so obviously gay* friend
semipunksk8ter12: haha
semipunksk8ter12: fun....
lovexforxaxfee: yeah or not...if they deside to go all doggy style on my bed i swear ill kill them both and bury them in the back yard
semipunksk8ter12: ill provide the shovel:-)
lovexforxaxfee: yes!...that'll work
semipunksk8ter12: haha
lovexforxaxfee: candy coated rat poison should do the trick...i mean..who can resist candy?
semipunksk8ter12: nobody!
lovexforxaxfee: exactly!
semipunksk8ter12: haha
semipunksk8ter12: what flavor?
lovexforxaxfee: cherry...you can never go wrong with cherry
semipunksk8ter12: ....
semipunksk8ter12: ew...
semipunksk8ter12: strawberry
semipunksk8ter12: or watermelon
lovexforxaxfee: but im not trying to poison you!
lovexforxaxfee: silly
semipunksk8ter12: lol
semipunksk8ter12: o yea
lovexforxaxfee: haha..okay I'm going with orange...just because it's my favorite..and if they don't like it ill shove it down their throats anyhow
semipunksk8ter12: haha
semipunksk8ter12: ok sounds good
lovexforxaxfee: okay lol
semipunksk8ter12: i have a better idea
lovexforxaxfee: what?
semipunksk8ter12: u can make *special* brownies, get them VERY high, lol, and tell them to play on the train tracks until they get hit by a train
lovexforxaxfee: haha good plan!!..only a couple flaws...1. if i make special brownies id prolly eat them 2. im not wasting my goods just to kill them and 3. we dont have any trains out here
semipunksk8ter12: haha...true
semipunksk8ter12: cliffs?
semipunksk8ter12: ill buy
semipunksk8ter12: and we can eat some after we are done
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: okay that'll work..lol..cliffs yes...only we'd have to walk a ways to get there..and im not promising they wont land in a tree and live
semipunksk8ter12: haha...hmm
semipunksk8ter12: u hafta have tractor trailers...like 16 wheelers...the huuuuuge trucks
lovexforxaxfee: erm..nope...there are the dump trucks and dozers up the road tho
semipunksk8ter12: that works
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: haha okay now were gettin somewhere lol
semipunksk8ter12: yay!
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: lol
lovexforxaxfee: so..well bake a couple batches of brownies..one for them one for us...(the rat poison might be a little too obvious)..THAN we take them for a "harmless" walk up the road...tell them we forgot the rest of the brownies and leave them laying in the middle of the road..we run ahead...steal the dozers..and PLOW them over...sound good or no?
semipunksk8ter12: how do we get the keys for the dozer
semipunksk8ter12: i dont kno how 2 hotwire ths things
semipunksk8ter12: those*
lovexforxaxfee: Im pretty sure they leave them in the garage..and the garage is like never locked
lovexforxaxfee: ..not like ive done this before or anything..O:-)
semipunksk8ter12: have you?!
lovexforxaxfee: nooooo...okay well yeah i broke in..and stole the keys...and started it..but I didn't drive it....my friend tony did :-P
semipunksk8ter12: thats awesome
semipunksk8ter12: was it fun?
lovexforxaxfee: yeah..until he stalled it out in my friends yard at 4 in the morning..and we just left it there...actually..yeah that was fun too :-)
semipunksk8ter12: lol
semipunksk8ter12: u didnt get caught?
lovexforxaxfee: nope..nobody lives out here...how would they know?..we walked to my friends the next day n were like "Hey..you got a dozer in you're yard." And she's like "DUH! Yeah some fucking assholes drove it thru my yard and ran over my bike!"...were like "Oh shit!"..haha
semipunksk8ter12: hahahahahaha
semipunksk8ter12: thats awesome
lovexforxaxfee: hahaha yeah it was pretty fun
semipunksk8ter12: i wanna do that shit
semipunksk8ter12: most of my friends are to fuckin scared
semipunksk8ter12: pussies...
lovexforxaxfee: lmao...you should come down here!....fuckin hick kids...we'll do just about anything
semipunksk8ter12: i wanna that would be fuckin awesome
lovexforxaxfee: yeah dude!...and we dont have any cops..so its not like youre gunna get busted
semipunksk8ter12: holy shit!
semipunksk8ter12: im moving in w/ you tomarrow ok?
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: lmao..sure!...we'll have lotsa fun :-D
semipunksk8ter12: i bet
semipunksk8ter12: drink smoke party do stupid shit
semipunksk8ter12: i live for that!
lovexforxaxfee: haha thats my life!...you'd fit right in down here
semipunksk8ter12: god damn!
lovexforxaxfee: haha
semipunksk8ter12: lucky freak
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: haha yeah it's fun for a while
semipunksk8ter12: for a while?..it gets boring?
lovexforxaxfee: doing the same thing every day gets a little boring...partying..doin stupid shit...getting shot at...than waking up with a hang over and doing it all over again....but hey if i could find some new people to hang with im sure it'd never get old
semipunksk8ter12: lol
semipunksk8ter12: ok u kno exactly what to explain so get to it
semipunksk8ter12: lol
lovexforxaxfee: hahaha.....well there are a ton of farms out here..and when a group of you aimlessly wander into a field with a few kegs and disturb their cows...they tend to get a little angry..and well...yeah you're all just moving targets to him
semipunksk8ter12: hahahahha
semipunksk8ter12: thats fucking great!!
lovexforxaxfee: hahaha yeah...especially when you're so wasted you keep running into "non moving" cows and thinking their horses and trying to ride them
semipunksk8ter12: omfg!!
semipunksk8ter12: im so jealous!!
lovexforxaxfee: hahahaha
lovexforxaxfee: you should come party down here...its always...interesting!
semipunksk8ter12: lol i wanna soooo bad!
lovexforxaxfee: hahaha
lovexforxaxfee: i should drive up there and bring you guys back down with me...show you what a real tailgate parties like
semipunksk8ter12: holy shit yea
semipunksk8ter12: im all for it
lovexforxaxfee: thats fuckin awesome..soon as i get my jeep on the road..anyone ya wanna bring..the more the merrier lol
semipunksk8ter12: haha
semipunksk8ter12: ok!
^That's one crazy punk! Haha.
Anyhow..Dumbass woke Jalissa up so I have to go put her back to bed. G-Night <3