17th Report :: [Audio//English]
What are lobsters, anyway?
*Marco doesn't sound entirely lucid. His speech is very slightly slurred, but mostly he just sounds spacey*
I mean, I know they're crus....staceans. But what's with them? The claws and the shells and whatever. What good does it do on land?
...And why is this one bright green, anyway? Will it still turn red if I boil it? ...has anybody actually tried eating these?
*Marco can be found on the beach, currently holding and examining a (unwilling) lime green lobster. He's got a couple bottles of rum with him and is willing to share*
*Marco doesn't sound entirely lucid. His speech is very slightly slurred, but mostly he just sounds spacey*
I mean, I know they're crus....staceans. But what's with them? The claws and the shells and whatever. What good does it do on land?
...And why is this one bright green, anyway? Will it still turn red if I boil it? ...has anybody actually tried eating these?
*Marco can be found on the beach, currently holding and examining a (unwilling) lime green lobster. He's got a couple bottles of rum with him and is willing to share*