52nd Report :: [Audio//English] ihu jinx [Forward dated to this evening]

[ntjstapwn]

*Marco awakes with a start, not that he'd ever 'woken up' after death any other way. One moment there was pain and fading consciousness, the next he was awake and fine. He'd never get used to it...or at least he hoped he wouldn't die enough for that to happen. He sits up and sighs, looking over what he could see of his body and then running his

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[standardpackage]

Mark. Ya' know damn well that if you'd accepted my help that yer ass wouldn't a died. Not even fuckin' Mog an' Grim are that stupid.

[ntjstapwn]

Please, your help wouldn't have made any difference.

*He was already running, anyway. One or two seconds wouldn't have saved him.*

You probably would have tried to hold me between you and explosion if you'd kept you hand on my damn arm anyway.

[standardpackage]

[That is where you are wrong, Marco. When Jinx does a gig or makes a trap, everyone gets out alive. His explosives weren't meant to kill, they were meant to destroy buildings and the such.]

Yeah, you'd just have a bitta road rash instead a' yer guts decoratin' deck eleven.

[ntjstapwn]

Of course if you had listened to me and everyone else who told you not to play with that shit there this never would have happened.

You'd better be in the infirmary, Jinx.

*If Jinx was burnt, broke and still in pain Marco would feel a lot better.*

[standardpackage]

An' if you'd listened ta' me an' stayed th' fuck away from th' fire, er ya' know, fuckin' ran when I said so ya' wouldn't be in this mess.

[Oh, you're funny. Jinx doesn't do the infirmary. He's had two limbs blown off, and multiple deep wounds and he has still never been to that damned place.]

Gotta few surface wounds an' scrapes, it's not that bad.

[ntjstapwn]

I was trying to make sure you weren't going to hurt anyone else. People live right next to the fire could have come out or down the stairs like I did.

[standardpackage]

So ya' tripped an' killed yerself ta' make sure that everyone behind their indestructible doors'd be safe?

[ntjstapwn]

That's only if the doors stay closed, dipshit.

*Augh*

Just fuck off Jinx. I get it, you think you can do no wrong and you're too dense and uncaring to learn otherwise. I'm not going in circles with you anymore but it sure as fuck doesn't mean you win.

[standardpackage]

Did any a them look open? It was fuckin' late.

Never said I can't do wrong, I just think that ya' shouldn't lay all this on me 'cause yer th' one that died. Learn ta' be a bit less prideful, it'll do ya' some good later.

[What is this? Jinx is so frustrated with Marco that he is the one to hang up.

Click.]

[dormant_beast]

This...

it is your fault?!

[standardpackage]

Not one bit. I offered th' fucker help an' he rejected it.

[dormant_beast]

Explain.

[standardpackage]

[Oh, Mar why.]

So I was workin' onna new project in front'a th' fire. Mark had told me ta' stay th' fuck away from everyone else, so I thought 'what fuckin' place could be better?' I'd told him that he should stay th' fuck away from th' top deck an' th' fire deck fer a few days since I'd be doin' some experiments there, but did he fuckin' listen'? No.

I lit that shit an' told him ta' run as fast as he could. I was half way ta' th' safe spot when I heard th' man fall flat on his face. Fuckin' idiot. I went back fer him, tryin' ta' drag him along but he shoved me away like th' dumb fuck he is an' told me that he's perfectly capable a helpin' himself.

[A pause.]

I'm thinkin' he's wrong.

dammit jinx i can't stop laughing XD

[dormant_beast]

You...

lit a bomb on the eleventh deck?

And thought that was a good idea? It never occurred to you it was inhabited? That someone might get caught in the crossfire?

He doesn't even know what he did wrong xD

[standardpackage]

Yup.

I put it over th' network that it wouldn't be safe. I even told Mark directly that it wouldn't be safe.

poor guy |D

[dormant_beast]

[auuuuugh she is so frustrated right now]

I see.

Danke - thank you for the explanation.