45th Report :: [Audio//English] 4th wall

[ntjstapwn]

...we're busy today, huh?

I guess I'll be in Sergei's.

((commentlogging can be done in his room, sergei's, or anywhere in between))

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[tweakinabox]

[Still stalking around Sergei's for the fly that has escaped him, he has sprawled himself on the table your at.]

[ntjstapwn]

*Marco is at the bar, but the kitty can be there too. He eyes it, warily.*

Shoo.

[tweakinabox]

[He opens one eye lazily and peers at the man, quite comfortable on the bar top. He rolls over onto his side and sits up.]

Mrooooow!

[ntjstapwn]

*He waves at it.*

Go 'way. The bar isn't for kitties...unless you can talk, then tell me what you want and take a seat like everyone else.

[tweakinabox]

[There's no such thing as 'not for kitties', but sometimes it takes a while for humans to realize this. He stares at Marco for several unblinking moments before finally opening and pointing to his mouth.]

Mrow.

[ntjstapwn]

*Marco is tempted to poor alcohol down the cat's open mouth...maybe that would get rid of it. But it might kill it, and if the cat's a passenger...
He grumbles and moves to try and pick it up*

[tweakinabox]

[Oh, it would be a shame to not indulge such a precious cat! Certainly killing him wouldn't go over well at all and such a shame you can't know if he's supposed to be there or not! :3

He shifts as you move to pick him up, rising and trotting several steps away. He turns and 'mrows' in question, padding back again and moves to rub affectionately against Marco in any way he can.]

[ntjstapwn]

*Ew, now he's going to be covered in cat hair. Marco tries to shoo the cat away again*

Shoo.

[tweakinabox]

[Oh, cat hair will be the least of his concerns before long. Cats, you see, have this amazing ability to know when someone doesn't like them. As per cat law, it will no be his mission to stick around you as long and much as possible.

You, Marco, are his new ~best friend~!! And, really .. does shoo ever really work?]

Mrowow .. mrrt!

[He bats at your hands as you shoo him, thinking this a delightful new game!]

[ntjstapwn]

*sdfdfhkj
New tactic. Marco opens a bottle of beer and shows the cap to the kitty, shaking it a bit.*

Hey, look.

*Then throws it across the bar.*

[tweakinabox]

[Cue some HUGE pupils! He flattens against the bar top, he eyes intent on the beer cap. He follows the motions and, of course, tears off after it when it's thrown. So sorry for any claw marks left in his wake!

It pings the edge and then goes flying with a solid thwap of his paw. OFF the bar top he goes, in pursuit. There is the tell tale sound of breaking glass a moment later before he reappears, cap in mouth, on the bar top.]

Mrooe!

[His meow is muffled and he drops the cap in front of Marco quite proudly!]

[ntjstapwn]

*Who knew cats played fetch? He tossed the cap away again and decided to try the next tactic: ignore the cat*

[tweakinabox]

[Ignore you say? Well, cats really can't have that, now can they? he pads back with the bottle cap only to find himself ignored entirely. He begins to meow.]

Mrow.. meow .. mrow.. mrt .. MROW.

[He manages to get behind the bar somehow and begins leg weaving, meowing up at him all the while.]

MROW .. meow .. mrrr!

[ntjstapwn]

*Marco does what is clearly the most intelligent thing to do in this situation. He kicks the cat away; not really that hardly, just enough to move it away from him.*

[tweakinabox]

Mrow!

[The kicks catches him by surprise, even if it wasn't terribly hard. He lets out a cat-like 'oof' and runs off for a second. He peeeeers out from behind the counter after a moment and trots back over.]

Mrow! Meowow!

[He rears up and bats at his knees before spying the laces of his shoe! He pounces and begins his attack, tearing into the boot as he tugs at the lace and shakes his head viciously.]

[ntjstapwn]

Ah, fuck! Stop that!

*Marco kicks again, its harder this time but more of a shake to get the cat off his boot then a proper kick.*