I'm looking at YOU when I post this, Jack Rowan!
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Roger Ebert's review of Eclipse is up. This paragraph is verbatim, with only emphasis by me:
"Much leads up to a scene in a tent on a mountaintop in the midst of a howling blizzard, when Bella's teeth start chattering. Obviously a job for the hot-blooded Jacob and not the cold-blooded Edward, and as Jacob embraces and warms her, he and Edward have a cloying cringe fest in which Edward admits that if Jacob were not a werewolf, he would probably like him, and then Jacob admits that if Edward were not a vampire -- well, no, no, he couldn't. Come on, big guy. The two of you are making eye contact. Edward's been a confirmed bachelor for 109 years. Get in the brokeback spirit."
Roger Ebert ships Edward/Jacob. ROGER FUCKING EBERT!! In his review!
I am full of impressed and LULZ.
Cue millions of screaming women/girl/things emailing him tearily SHUT UP NO THEY AREN'T JUST SHUT UP BAAAWWWWWW
/win
Roger Ebert's review of Eclipse is up. This paragraph is verbatim, with only emphasis by me:
"Much leads up to a scene in a tent on a mountaintop in the midst of a howling blizzard, when Bella's teeth start chattering. Obviously a job for the hot-blooded Jacob and not the cold-blooded Edward, and as Jacob embraces and warms her, he and Edward have a cloying cringe fest in which Edward admits that if Jacob were not a werewolf, he would probably like him, and then Jacob admits that if Edward were not a vampire -- well, no, no, he couldn't. Come on, big guy. The two of you are making eye contact. Edward's been a confirmed bachelor for 109 years. Get in the brokeback spirit."
Roger Ebert ships Edward/Jacob. ROGER FUCKING EBERT!! In his review!
I am full of impressed and LULZ.
Cue millions of screaming women/girl/things emailing him tearily SHUT UP NO THEY AREN'T JUST SHUT UP BAAAWWWWWW
/win