In One More Week
the handbasket to Hell will taxi down the runway
and the captain will announce that the in flight movie will be M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender."
At that point the seats will sprout manacles, the TV screens zoom up to your face and pry your eyelids open and the flight attendants put the earbuds in for you, free.
Or you can hang out at the coffee cart just outside the terminal and wave as it takes off.
Your choice.
and the captain will announce that the in flight movie will be M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender."
At that point the seats will sprout manacles, the TV screens zoom up to your face and pry your eyelids open and the flight attendants put the earbuds in for you, free.
Or you can hang out at the coffee cart just outside the terminal and wave as it takes off.
Your choice.