Barack Obama wins Nobel Prize
that's the headline. The subheads include:
Republicans Flip Their Shit
Evangelicals Just Nod And Say "See? It's Coming"
Conservative Bloggers Foam At Mouths, Choke On Own Drool
Liberals Dance In Streets, Burn Police Cars (oh wait, sorry, those are soccer fans)
Somewhat Left Leaning Politically But Fiscally Right Leaning LJer Wakes Up To News, Literally "Laughs Out Loud" For Ten Minutes, Then Makes Coffee And Feeds Cats
this is like the best gift of wank EVER.
Do I think he deserved it? For what he's done so far? Premature, perhaps... but as a global political statement it's PRICELESS. Even he admits he doesn't deserve it. They gave it to him for three reasons: because the first thing he did was reverse Bush's asshat policies toward the rest of the world, because it will encourage him to continue to do so, and as a final flip of the bird to Bush.
And of course to fulfill another condition of the forthcoming rapture by the election of the Antichrist
I think I'll treat myself to a nice dinner and a show tonight. If the world's ending I'm going out with a bang and a smile.
Republicans Flip Their Shit
Evangelicals Just Nod And Say "See? It's Coming"
Conservative Bloggers Foam At Mouths, Choke On Own Drool
Liberals Dance In Streets, Burn Police Cars (oh wait, sorry, those are soccer fans)
Somewhat Left Leaning Politically But Fiscally Right Leaning LJer Wakes Up To News, Literally "Laughs Out Loud" For Ten Minutes, Then Makes Coffee And Feeds Cats
this is like the best gift of wank EVER.
Do I think he deserved it? For what he's done so far? Premature, perhaps... but as a global political statement it's PRICELESS. Even he admits he doesn't deserve it. They gave it to him for three reasons: because the first thing he did was reverse Bush's asshat policies toward the rest of the world, because it will encourage him to continue to do so, and as a final flip of the bird to Bush.
And of course to fulfill another condition of the forthcoming rapture by the election of the Antichrist
I think I'll treat myself to a nice dinner and a show tonight. If the world's ending I'm going out with a bang and a smile.