Yeah, so, um... how is it that I have to defend Criss Angel? How did this come to pass?
So on Friday night at the Believe show (which, if you've been reading here, you know how I feel about it. It's not good, in a way that can only be made better with two robots and a guy from Minnesota in the front row) Perez Hilton is sitting there, and at the end of the show Criss Angel does a shoutout to him and calls him a douchebag. Perez responds "thanks for the free tickets".
(and that particular word is hilarious, especially since there's an episode of Supernatural titled "Criss Angel is a Douchebag")
But here's what brought that on:
Perez Hilton was twittering DURING THE SHOW. Posting bad reviews as he went, but that's beside the point.
The dude was twittering DURING THE SHOW. The show that has metal detectors outside the theater. That used to make you check your cell phones and cameras at the door. How in the hell is it that security did not swoop down and nail the mutherfucker! They WILL do that during shows! It's a freaking casino, there are security cameras everywhere!
The Dude. Was Twittering. During a Live Performance.
Perez Hilton. Thanks a lot, asshat. You just made me take Criss's side on something. Great jorb, Hamstray.
ETA: As much as the lulz enriched my day at work, having to deal with asshats demanding their money back because Criss Angel swore in front of their pwecious babies (and who the HELL takes kids to this show? I mean,do you even WATCH "Mindfreak?") and having to deal with them getting pissed off that they won't get refunds since it took place at the END of the show! Nice try there, slick! Now get the hell off my phone.