what makes the news in Vegas

[nthdraft]

while other places in the world are talking war, economy, social unrest, you know what makes the news here?

NEW JIMMY BUFFETT THEMED CASINO OPENS OCTOBER 1

bonus: on opening day, will have Guinness Book of World Records watch as they make the world's largest Margarita. 2000 gallons of tequila. And worm big enough for Paul Atriedes to ride.

Now it will not only be a full moon here every day, it will also be forever 5 o'clock.

I for one welcome our new Parrothead overlords...