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[nthdraft]

Okay, so, previously on Livejournal:

http://nthdraft.livejournal.com/156732.html

If you are dating someone who says they aren’t ready to commit, would you wait? How long?

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I'd wait just long enough for the uncomfortable silence to kick in, and then go "welp me neither, later"

• Mood: bitchy

then suddenly, a wild email appears!

(ruthdon64@yahoo.com)
hello
My name is Ruth, I saw your profile today
and became interested in you, I would also like to know you more and I
I want you to send an email to my private email address so I can give you my
picture for you know who I am.
Here is my email address (ruthdon64@yahoo.com)
I believe that we can move from here! And remember, color is not a distance
that an issue, but love matters a lot in life.
I am waiting for your mail to my personal e-mail address above.
see your reply soon.
Ruth
 It's super effective at making me spit lemonade across the monitor!

considering my profile says NOTHING:

http://nthdraft.livejournal.com/profile

and looking at this winnar's info gives me this:

http://ruthlove4you.livejournal.com/profile

in which is featured an empty journal and this telling bio:

Bio
i am a good looking girl and i need a nice man for serious relationship thanks

So, campers, any questions before I laugh my not inconsiderable ass off and go get more lmao-nade?

MORAL:  something about assuming, not reading the manual, and not knowing your audience, as I am a straight female and on the day I switch teams you will not be on it. KTHXBAI

(I contemplated redacting the email address but you know what? Not today, amigos. Not today.)