TFLN!
(918):
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
(214):
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
(204):
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
(314):
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
(530):
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
(214):
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
(204):
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
(314):
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
(530):
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"