If anyone can beat this quote today, I'll give them $5.

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*Whilst trying to wake me up this morning*
Mom: Cryyystallll
Me: ...
Mom: Cryyyyystalllll
Me: *groan*
Mom: Cryystall, it's your birthday!
Me: ghheadheahhhadmm ok.
Mom: It's your birthday, you're 50 now!
Me: WHAT?!!?

i love my mommy, even when she wakes me up super duper early for no appparrant reason :-)