Hah...another point of view...
So Alice (tousled_hair) (I dont know how to show if the person is a member of LJ or whatever...so sorry. But thats what she is.) (Moving on...) also have a recap of last night's events in her LJ. I dont know how accurate mine will be...seeing as how I was UBER trashed. Hah! The characters: 1) Alex, 2) Alice, 3) Will, 4) Shawn, and 5) Sonja (Hah, of course I was there!)
So, I get a phone call from Will asking if I want to go to dinner with them and I was sitting in pj's with superly hurt hair. I asked Will to call me after they had dinner so that I could get ready to hang out afterwards. So, I got ready and talked to Alex. They all came over and saw my new hair. Exciting times. So, we pile into Alex's Civic and I'm smashed in the back between "a near stranger...and a guy" (Shawn, the near stranger, is a guy I've only met once like...2 years ago, and Will is a ... guy [I'm smart!]). I was over it though because Will is a pimp and Shawn, well, he's funny. That counts for a lot in my book. So, we decide to go to GameWorks and when we get there, the first words out of my mouth...with a 'here here' from Will and Shawn were "I need a drink!". And thats what we did. I had 2 drinks (one Mike's Hard Lemonade, the other cranberry) and we played a million and a half games. (PS: That bowling game is awful if you have no upper body strength. My arms still hurt from that!) So, we're running out of time...and drinks. So, we decide to go back to Alice's, but not without a quick stop by Alex's house and Kroger for more... refreshments. ...OH! And Long Necks and cheesy balls! (Thanks, Shawn!)
So, back at Alice's, I'm already starting to feel pretty nice. I hadnt had anything to eat in a while so the drinks were already taking affect. Uh...yeah... Hahhha! We sat on Alice's floor in her bedroom looking at some pictures. Will and Shawn wanted to see Marta (Alice's friend and neighbor upstairs) naked in pictures...but they were unsuccessful, even when they tried stealing them. I dont even know if there were any actual naked pictures of Marta because Alice's definition of naked is still wearing undergarments. (What is the logic there?!?!) Anyway, there was lots of wondering after that, I think. I dont know. My mind had started to take flight by then. Next thing I remember is wanting Hentai...which is like...anime porn. I must say that Will, Shawn, and I felt deceived when we realized that this was all we were watching...but it ended up being hilarious because we just made fun of the...everything. Wow...being drunk and watching Hentai was a major highlight of my life.
My ass was slapped repeatedly through the night. Its a miracle that I can sit right now. Shawn got me right on the crack...and I felt that through my whole midsection. Will also got me a few times... and with the t-ball...or whatever I called it. I think its actually called a t-square? Those things that architects have. I got spanked with one. Yet another highlight of my life...
Alice and I wanted to wear lingerie and so did Will and Shawn. (No, they didnt want to wear the lingerie! They wanted US in it!) And so, Hurricane Victoria's Secret (as Alice so cleverly named it) ripped through her bedroom. I was wearing a white...thing...(teddy?) that made me feel pregnant or fat or something and I wanted to take my pants off...but somehow I dont remember that happening...even though I do remember showing someone my underwear because it said "Ralph's Juice Bar...just give it a squeeze" on the butt. And at the end of the raid, Alice was on top of me...and I remember lots of pictures being taken. Lots of them. And then I had my face in Alice's boobs. I remember that much. Thats about all for that episode.
So, finally, I was 2.5 from passing out... Actually, I dont think I was 2.5 from it...I think I actually did it. Because I just remember not finding my shoes...and then almost running into the mailbox...the car ride home was ... non-existant. I woke up naked in my bed. I usually NEVER do that. And yeah, my chest hurts...a lot...and I'm sniffly. Really sniffly. ToTaLlY wOrTh It...
I have a birthday party for my cousin today at 3. I want to watch Red vs. Blue (damn you, Alex!). I want to take a shower...no...a bath. And just sit. Mmmmm...I like that.
I missed lots of classes last week. I dont know what to do with myself. Maybe I should just start going. Yeah, good idea.
Peace Out, A-Town
So, I get a phone call from Will asking if I want to go to dinner with them and I was sitting in pj's with superly hurt hair. I asked Will to call me after they had dinner so that I could get ready to hang out afterwards. So, I got ready and talked to Alex. They all came over and saw my new hair. Exciting times. So, we pile into Alex's Civic and I'm smashed in the back between "a near stranger...and a guy" (Shawn, the near stranger, is a guy I've only met once like...2 years ago, and Will is a ... guy [I'm smart!]). I was over it though because Will is a pimp and Shawn, well, he's funny. That counts for a lot in my book. So, we decide to go to GameWorks and when we get there, the first words out of my mouth...with a 'here here' from Will and Shawn were "I need a drink!". And thats what we did. I had 2 drinks (one Mike's Hard Lemonade, the other cranberry) and we played a million and a half games. (PS: That bowling game is awful if you have no upper body strength. My arms still hurt from that!) So, we're running out of time...and drinks. So, we decide to go back to Alice's, but not without a quick stop by Alex's house and Kroger for more... refreshments. ...OH! And Long Necks and cheesy balls! (Thanks, Shawn!)
So, back at Alice's, I'm already starting to feel pretty nice. I hadnt had anything to eat in a while so the drinks were already taking affect. Uh...yeah... Hahhha! We sat on Alice's floor in her bedroom looking at some pictures. Will and Shawn wanted to see Marta (Alice's friend and neighbor upstairs) naked in pictures...but they were unsuccessful, even when they tried stealing them. I dont even know if there were any actual naked pictures of Marta because Alice's definition of naked is still wearing undergarments. (What is the logic there?!?!) Anyway, there was lots of wondering after that, I think. I dont know. My mind had started to take flight by then. Next thing I remember is wanting Hentai...which is like...anime porn. I must say that Will, Shawn, and I felt deceived when we realized that this was all we were watching...but it ended up being hilarious because we just made fun of the...everything. Wow...being drunk and watching Hentai was a major highlight of my life.
My ass was slapped repeatedly through the night. Its a miracle that I can sit right now. Shawn got me right on the crack...and I felt that through my whole midsection. Will also got me a few times... and with the t-ball...or whatever I called it. I think its actually called a t-square? Those things that architects have. I got spanked with one. Yet another highlight of my life...
Alice and I wanted to wear lingerie and so did Will and Shawn. (No, they didnt want to wear the lingerie! They wanted US in it!) And so, Hurricane Victoria's Secret (as Alice so cleverly named it) ripped through her bedroom. I was wearing a white...thing...(teddy?) that made me feel pregnant or fat or something and I wanted to take my pants off...but somehow I dont remember that happening...even though I do remember showing someone my underwear because it said "Ralph's Juice Bar...just give it a squeeze" on the butt. And at the end of the raid, Alice was on top of me...and I remember lots of pictures being taken. Lots of them. And then I had my face in Alice's boobs. I remember that much. Thats about all for that episode.
So, finally, I was 2.5 from passing out... Actually, I dont think I was 2.5 from it...I think I actually did it. Because I just remember not finding my shoes...and then almost running into the mailbox...the car ride home was ... non-existant. I woke up naked in my bed. I usually NEVER do that. And yeah, my chest hurts...a lot...and I'm sniffly. Really sniffly. ToTaLlY wOrTh It...
I have a birthday party for my cousin today at 3. I want to watch Red vs. Blue (damn you, Alex!). I want to take a shower...no...a bath. And just sit. Mmmmm...I like that.
I missed lots of classes last week. I dont know what to do with myself. Maybe I should just start going. Yeah, good idea.
Peace Out, A-Town