Beware Horrible Spelling.

Jun 16, 2004 01:08

This is my official "List of Shit I Will be Horribly Surprised if They Don't Happen in the Next Potter Books"

-Harry will stray to the dark side arts, eventually. Ron/that girl with the stupid name/Ginny will bring him back. It's just dieing to happen.

-Sirius is going to come back. That was way to mysterious a death for me to just swallow (hehe) and say "well, that's the end of that". This, however, is the one I am the least sure about (sorry nani)

-Ron and Hermoni are going to get together. They'd better. I'm getting tired of seeing this veiled flirting. Along the same lines...

-...Harry's gonna feel all left out because of the above. Then he's gonna get his black robes on and listen to some Linkin Park (Exaggeration? Yes. Correct train of thought? Hell fuck yes.)

-Neville is going to be the most badass Auror that ever lived, don't even look at him the wrong way. I'm not kidding, I'm talking Shaft breeding with Indiana Jones type shit here.

-Fudge will end up dead and/or shown to be a death eater.

-Either Percy's going to the dark side, or that fuckers on Death's next dinner party invitation list.

-One of the Weasly's is gonna die. You know it, I know it, even Misha has an inkling.

Last but not least on this list....

-If the last words of this series are not "Everybody, my name is Professor Potter, you're new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher" (or something to that extent), I promise you, right here, that I will bash my head against the wall no less than five (5) times. (I hope that stupid bitch doesn't decided to kill Potter, or my head's gonna hurt)

As for things I just kinda think will happen (mainly involves deaths)...

--Snape, Aurther, and Dumbldor dies. If Snape goes, he's gonna die saving Harry. I have no idea how dumbldor would go down. To be quite honest, if I was in that school with that fucker running it, I would not pull all the shit Harry has. I would try to stay under that fuckers radar as much as possible, because god help me if I piss him off.

--or Aurther could be the new Minister of Magic, though I think he'd suck at it.

nothing quite like thinking at 1 am, neh?
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