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[nsovietrussia]

I wonder how long this odor will last in my office.

Comments

[slavetogenetics]

What'd you do? Stash a body?

[nsovietrussia]

In a manner of speaking.

[slavetogenetics]

That's dramatic.

[nsovietrussia]

I had to keep him somewhere until I could bring him to my bosses.

[slavetogenetics]

So you locked him in a room!? Why is that everyone's answer to things?

[nsovietrussia]

He was rather bitey.

[slavetogenetics]

Wait, is this connected to that epidemic thing? Isn't there a quarantine?

[nsovietrussia]

I collected him before the quarantine.

[slavetogenetics]

You sound like my Dad, collecting people.

[oftpartitioned]

This guy is definitely a collector.

[slavetogenetics]

Of people? What does he do to them?

[oftpartitioned]

Boss them around!!

[slavetogenetics]

If that's it you just need to fight back!

[oftpartitioned]

Duh.

[nsovietrussia]

Would killing it have been better?

cue drama

[slavetogenetics]

No! People aren't specimens to be poked at it! It's not fair!