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Apr 15, 2009 01:19

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nslashk April 22 2009, 16:08:28 UTC
Okay, so my brain snapped and I got a little off-topic. Let's try this again.

"If you call that living, of course". Seriously though, I need to get a few more accomplishments under the belt and then you and I will serve as the permanent 'F**k You!' to the lazy comedians whose gut reaction to 'accountants' is 'complete lack of awesome'. You patrol the Northern Hemisphere and I the South, mon ami.

Congratu-fucking-lations on the CPA, DUDE! Aw fuck, I was trying to self-censor my blog for F-bombs so it could be published/Tweeted one day...

Well, anyway... awesometastic on the CPA. License to Thrill! I'm sure we can compromise on a celebratory beverage [and by 'compromise' I mean "get you in a headlock and force you to drink beer while screaming 'What's the matter, pal? What are you, gay???'"]

Glad to hear you're returning to Sanity Station Alpha. I think you owe me an email or two, btw. And some wang pics.

Yeah, I'm of the 'beard is a suitable substitute for a jawline' school of thought, so no fear of me 'cleaning up' anytime soon. I'm sort-of thinking I'll shave the beard off in late October this year for charity [Australia has a prominent charity cause called 'Movember' where men grow moustaches to raise donations for prostate cancer research and institutes that treat depression. Then we have 'Decembeard' where we continue to raise donations for these causes, and then 'Manuary' where we arm-wrestle and show off our six-packs in the final drive for donations*].

* - one of these months is totally legit [and happens on a national level], one is semi-legit and is supported by about a third of the population and one I made up just now. I'll leave it to you to sort them out.

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kylet April 23 2009, 14:45:21 UTC
All of those can drop dead, for all I care...I don't have accounts on any of them. They've even blocked MySpace at work (fortunately not LJ).

I don't remember how much you read of Thomas K Dye's works, but did you see this?

http://www.somethinghappens.net/d/20090408.html

Dude, you've kicked ass in a TV episode, and you were...uh...I forget what it's called, playing that game with the basketball hoops that weren't quite basketball hoops. What more do you need?
Heck, my office alone is very anti-accountant looking, in that more than half of the people here could be considered above average physical fitness. Even if they're 100% lacking in any sort of creative interests. I don't know what these people DO all weekend. And yet they're STILL better than our portrayal of accountants.

Wait, are you serious about cutting back on the swearing? Cuz I noticed that on the last post.
But thankee muchly. And what makes you think I'd stop you if you had me in a headlock? (hereby assuring you'll NEVER try to do one on me now ;-)

Aheh, that was premature, as I'm still feeling inexplicably homicidal this week. Part of it is that I'm pissed that I'm not allowed to take vacation time off. I will try digging through my inbox, though.

Funny thing is I have no jawline and I was half considering a goatee.
I WILL demand photos of said event, of course ;-)

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Re: your beard.. it's a what not a who, right? nslashk April 28 2009, 14:11:21 UTC
Hadn't really gone deep into TKDye. I enjoyed Newshounds but sortof backed off when it became more political than funny [THIS COMIC IS TOO WORDY], and haven't really followed up on subsequent works. Tah 4 link.

Yeah, like I said, Facebook became somewhat of a social necessity for me so that the three times I year I leave my lair to spend my free time with Real People Not Virtual Ones, I'd know what was on and where to go. Apart from that, eh..

I'm a little surprised by your 'cutting back on the swearing' comment... mainly because my blog has always been swear-free. Part of my 'the internet remembers forever'/'a family member may discover this one day' thing... though given the sorts of weird things I post about here, I think the language would be the least of my problems in that eventuality..

Hang in there, just think about all that free time off... when you can start growing a goatee. I'll give $10 to the nomiated charity of your choice if you make it a Ming the Merciless/Fu Manchu one [AWK-warrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!].

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