Two Seconds of Fame: I'm awarding myself the Full Fist
So, the final episode of Season 2 of Double the Fist ran tonight. I can understand people having difficulty with the second season as a whole [a story arc that ran 8 episodes, some weeeeird stuff in there too didn't help things], but any show that ends the season by featuring Yours Truly EXCLUSIVELY must be worth your attnetion and/or DVD sales right? Of course.
In an order to prop up sales, I'm offering up some EXCLUSIVE SCREEN GRABS together with EXCLUSIVE SCREEN COMMENTARY [read my screen grabs left to right, top to bottom through all six] to understand the Nature of the Beast.
[1] Myself charging into battle, holding Security Device B [a wooden baseball bat that lives behind my front door]. If you see this, you're either watching this episode or the guy who keeps filling my mailbox with junkmail. Hint: Don't live next door to the guy whose job it is to deliver junkmail. You get the first hit and ANYTHING LEFT AT THE END OF HIS RUN. WHAT'S THIS, 11 COUPONS TO RENT OUT "HORTON HEARS A WHO?"? THANK GOD I WASN'T LEFT WITH, YOU KNOW, JUST *ONE* COUPON. DOUBLE HINT: I DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING I NEED [INCLUDING SEX], GO AWAY.
[2] Standing directly between/behind the two lead actors of the scene guarantees you'll be seen, right? Unless.. well, they shoot it from an angle other than the front. Security Device B gets an exclusive cameo, however.
[3] The anticipation of waiting. At this stage we're watching a giant prawn float through the air, according to the director's instructions.
[4] Outside the Crowd.
[5] A Solo Of Sorts, the advantage to being Outside The Crowd.
[6] Suckas Gotta Recognise: My Name In Bright Lights. Maybe my name in the credits means tax deductions for Security Device B, my blue flannel shirt and uh, anything else I can crowbar into this occasion?
Good times. Hollywood, here I come!
In an order to prop up sales, I'm offering up some EXCLUSIVE SCREEN GRABS together with EXCLUSIVE SCREEN COMMENTARY [read my screen grabs left to right, top to bottom through all six] to understand the Nature of the Beast.
[1] Myself charging into battle, holding Security Device B [a wooden baseball bat that lives behind my front door]. If you see this, you're either watching this episode or the guy who keeps filling my mailbox with junkmail. Hint: Don't live next door to the guy whose job it is to deliver junkmail. You get the first hit and ANYTHING LEFT AT THE END OF HIS RUN. WHAT'S THIS, 11 COUPONS TO RENT OUT "HORTON HEARS A WHO?"? THANK GOD I WASN'T LEFT WITH, YOU KNOW, JUST *ONE* COUPON. DOUBLE HINT: I DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING I NEED [INCLUDING SEX], GO AWAY.
[2] Standing directly between/behind the two lead actors of the scene guarantees you'll be seen, right? Unless.. well, they shoot it from an angle other than the front. Security Device B gets an exclusive cameo, however.
[3] The anticipation of waiting. At this stage we're watching a giant prawn float through the air, according to the director's instructions.
[4] Outside the Crowd.
[5] A Solo Of Sorts, the advantage to being Outside The Crowd.
[6] Suckas Gotta Recognise: My Name In Bright Lights. Maybe my name in the credits means tax deductions for Security Device B, my blue flannel shirt and uh, anything else I can crowbar into this occasion?
Good times. Hollywood, here I come!